February 23rd, 2004

Look Out Arizona!!!

Look Out Arizona, because coming at you next weekend is the dynamic duo of Kelly Erikson and Ann Marie, two of METRO's hottest contract stars, LIVE AND IN PERSON!!!

Ann Marie will spend the better part of next week knee deep in women that you can only dream of for her directoral debut of BABES ILLUSTRATED and then her and Kelly will be taking the desert heat to new heights at a Castle Megastore near you.

On Friday, February 27th from 5 pm to 9 pm, these lovely ladies will be signing in Phoenix Arizona at the Castle Megastore on 21815 N. 26th Street. Call ahead and ask if you don't believe me. Their number is 602-286-9488.

Then on Saturday they are headed to Mesa Arizona to the Catle Megastore, you lucky bastards, from 12 pm to 3 pm @ 835 East Apache Trail. Trust me, this won't be a trial of tears!

As if that wasn't enough, these super babes will then boogie back on over to Phoenix for ONE MORE SIGNING from 6 pm to 9 pm at the Castle Megastore again! You guys out there in Phoenix really don't have a clue how lucky you all are. I'm serious. Two nights of Kelly and Ann Marie? Forget about it.

Listen. This is what I suggest you do. Go the first night and bring your camera. Take lots of cool pictures of them, with them, whatnot...Then the next day while they are in Mesa, get the photos developed at a one hour fotomat with double prints. Bring the pictures back to the next night signing and get one signed and give one set to them as a gift. Your buddies will not believe you but how will they be able to argue when you've got the proof?

Wrap your noodle around that for a while. Until next weekend, smack it to the picture above or click the link and check these sites out...

www.kellyerikson.com

xxxannmarie.com

Back To Top

February 23rd, 2004

Amateur Performer Shannon Getsit Seriously Injured

Adult Star Shannon Getsit Seriously Injured

By Cindi Loftus

I am very sorry to report that Adult Star Shannon Getsit was very seriously injured on Monday. Shannon was cooking dinner on Monday afternoon when she had an epileptic seizure. The sweater she was wearing caught on fire. Her husband Dave smelled smoke and ran to the kitchen where he got Shannon to the ground and put out the fire. Shannon was medi-vacted to a Hospital’s burn center in Allentown Pennsylvania. Shannon has suffered 4th degrees burns over 40% of her body. Dave tells me that right now Shannon is in an induced coma and medically paralyzed. She has a tracheotomy and is on a ventilator. She will be kept in this condition for 20-30 days to give her body a chance to begin recovery. Once Shannon is brought out of the coma the prognosis is that she will spend several months in intensive care and at least a year in physical therapy.

Dave was also injured in that he has 2nd and 3rd degree burns to his hands and arms, which he received while saving Shannon.

Dave and Shannon have no health insurance and are going to need our help to get through this long and expensive process. I am waiting for more information as to where we can send monetary help. A couple of Dave and Shannon's friends from their local swing club are setting up a bank account. As soon as I have an address I will post it. They are also setting up an webpage and an e-mail address. I will update you as soon as I have the info. Dave, of course, has much more important things on his mind. As he said to me during our phone conversation " Shannon is alive, and we'll take it from there"

To send financial help for Shannon and Dave make check out to Monica M Smith, in the memo section write Shannon's fund, on the back write FOR DEPOSIT ONLY. Mail to POB 555, Elizabeth Town, PA 17022. I've been told that the reason the account has been opened in Shannon's friend’s name is because if Shannon has the account in her name it will make her ineligible for any government help.

Back To Top

February 23rd, 2004

I Hate Weekend Updates

February 21st, 2004

I should be skiing right now or working on the next award winning script I can churn out or fucking my lovely girlfriend six ways to Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!

I fucking hate updating on weekends. It feels unfair. I have so much good stuff jamming up my mail slot, that sounds terrible, that I can't help it. I simply can't be the last to post this shit. It makes me feel like Adult Industry News, posting four months late on AVN scoops.

Here is a good one for you...SCOOP!!! Justine shot for Andrew Blake last week in Los Angeles. The movie starred Adriana Sage and Dahlia Grey. That is all I can tell you without getting into trouble and I probably shouldn't have told you that.

This is what sucks. People tell me everything, but then beg me not to tell anyone. Axel Braun told me about his PRIVATE deal, which is now kapput and I hear he wandered over to New Sensations, but begged me not to tell anyone until AVN ran it.

Fuck that noise!

But I had to obey his wishes. Then I call TJ formerly of Pure Play and he tells me that he is having a fantastic day in Maui. I tell him to call me and he swears that when he gets him he will give me the scoop on him and PP. Nothing. Then I read it on AVN.

I am really starting to feel disgruntled with Dan Miller.

I wish I could tell all of you the wonderful and juicy tidbits that make this business so damn much fun and which male performer is stalking which other male performer and who is on glass today and who runs a house full of porn girls and leeches off of them. It is almost too easy at this point. The problem is that if I did that I couldn't bring you the other good stuff I bring you like interviews and snippets and pictures from sets and most importantly, pictures from parties, because I would be banned like DUKE and then we would have nothing.

If you are reading this and you promised me your big scoop, bullocks to you. Next time call me like you promised after you speak to AVN.

Forgive my temper. It's just that I wish I was skiing today and now I have to update.

Back To Top

February 23rd, 2004

Swami Speaks Candidly About Bannan, KSEX, & PSK

For the record I always feel that if I am going to trash somebody I will give them my identity so that they know who it is. After reading about the events surrounding everything with Layla Jade, KSEX and Sardos I wanted to give everyone my two cents.

As far as Sardos and porn fans go, what has been said is out of line completely. What happened to Lisa the Lesbian was tragic, outrageous, and uncalled for and I hope they catch the bastard who caused her illness and lock him up for good. That being said, for people to be trashing the event and calling the fans social desperados who can't get laid.

Now call me crazy but for a producer/management to be insulting his own customers smacks of hypocrisy and suggests that he hates the industry itself. The fans are fans, no better or worse and they generally get high spiriter and sometimes rowdy when they are with celebrities. But that is what many adult film performers like about Sardos is that it is unlike any entertainment/sports venue in that the performers get to meet and party with the "desperados"... WHO PAY THEIR BILLS!

As far as it being dingy and a pit, maybe it is and maybe it isn't. I have never been there but the point is it is tradition and makes it a home to the regular people. The rich and high and mighty don't get it, but for the regular joes who just want to go someplace where it feels comfortable and friendly, you can't put a price on that.

Now for Layla Jade. I have contacts in sports from boxing to baseball and basketball. All of these sports have various performers and athletes who are from different countries and live here. And like Miss Jade, they all have Visa, are documented and kept a watchful eye by the government. If for one second they found out that Ms. Jade was here illegally they would have deported her IMMEDIATELY knowing that the government is cracking down on illegals. But what reeks of all of this is that this rumor has been spread without any facts, and without having the person know about this. Already I have talked to two other women in this industry who have had rumors started about them being deported and it is hurtful in two ways. One it causes fear and panic from them because they are not sure that it false and if it is it means that someone is trying to ruin them. The second is that their financial situation is put in jeopardy because directors, photographers and producers don't want to get in the crosshairs of the INS. Even KSEX Radio would back down because the last thing any radio station wants to do is draw the ire from the government.

In closing I have nothing to do with KSEX Radio, Layla Jade or Sardos. I just feel that Steve Bannan is way out of line here and has come across as arrogant, stuck up and childish. If her has a problem with the three groups he should talk to them face to face and not spread rumors. And if he has a problem with me, then feel free to contact me for I will not hide behind a pseudonym or any other name!

Chris Connor a.k.a Sports Swami Body Shots and Money Shots
www.cybersationusa.com






RANTING DEVAN'S TAKE---

Just for the record, I too thought it was excessively foolish, and childish, to spout off about Layla's legal status. Does Steve really wish to draw more fire from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT on industry practices because he has a beef with KSEX or Layla? Does he want to be the one that insures that all those foreign hotties have perfect visas before visiting the land of the free and the home of the brave? many have said that Steve's behavior has been erratic as of late, and this was put out just prior to his stroke. I didn't want to jump on it because he obviously wasn't in his right state of mind and couldn't defend himself. Then again, most people that I confront can't defend themselves or their actions in porn anyway.

I don't have much to say about Sardo's but I can say this...Fans Do Not Pay Girls Salaries. Rapacious porn companies pay them a pittance for their extraordinary sacrifices, keeping all the rewards for themselves in their incessant cupidity. We are not talking about movie stars here who make millions and can hide, sometimes, from the fans and cameras. Porn stars make less than one percent of the profits they personally generate for these films and are usually dead broke by the time the check actually clears. They are fodder in a pornographic class war between wealthy capitalists who set the rules for trade and unctuous, sycophants who call themselves producers and for some reason seem uber concerned about saving rich content owners their spare change.

PSK is about having a place to come together as industry people and have fun together, without an award show or an orgy, and if the fans are cool, then right on. It is not about the guy who buys one DVSX release and then thinks he has a claim on the life of the girl he fancies because he buys beer and oogles her while she does her best Yoko Ono impersonation to HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF. Nowhere as much as in porn does the true meaning of fan, which is FANATIC, come into play.

Sorry Swami. I got love for you but you hit a nerve for me. And everyone knows that my name is Devan. If you don't know what I look like yet, check out BARELY LEGAL ON VACATION by Hustler or SEX EVIL from Metro. It won't leave anything to the imagination.

Back To Top

February 23rd, 2004

Nic Andrew's LOADED At Last

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND RELEASES VIDEO TRAILER FOR LOADED

Digital Playground is excited to release the video trailer for Loaded, an action-packed, high-octane feature that masterfully combines an intriguing storyline with passionate and erotic sex. Loaded is award winning and internationally acclaimed writer and director, Nic Andrews’ most comprehensive and ambitious project to date, starring contract super star, Jesse Jane with Asia Carrera, Brittney Skye, Lea DeMae, Eric Masterson, Lee Stone and Barrett Blade. Digital Playground’s Loaded DVD includes over a dozen extra features, including a bonus sex scene starring Jesse Jane, a special 15 minute behind-the scenes report, a running audio commentary and a hilarious blooper reel. With simultaneous DVD and VHS release, Loaded will ship February 24 for a March 2 street date worldwide.

The Loaded trailer can be viewed and downloaded NOW at

http://www.digitalplayground.com/mov/loaded.html

Digital Playground is offering this state of the art preview and covering all bandwidth completely FREE of CHARGE to all distributors, retailers, affiliate and fan websites in coordination with the March 2 release date of Loaded. Supporting photo content for all markets, hard, soft and glamour is also available at http://www.DigitalPlayground.com . If you have any questions regarding the download process, please contact Adella@DigitalPlayground.com .

Digital Playground’s Loaded tells a fast-paced story about cold-blooded killers, detectives and witnesses, all working against the clock. The action on one day of filming alone was so intense Fox News covered the San Pedro Harbor boat explosions from the air and the ground. With hundreds of special effects, real drag races, insane gun fire and scintillating sex scenes exposing an A-list cast, director Nic Andrews sets a new standard.

Digital Playground, the filmmaker’s company, combines award-winning stars with award-winning directors and a state of the art special effects team. If you would like to request review materials, schedule interviews or layouts with Nic Andrews, Jesse Jane or any of Digital Playground’s directors or stars, please contact Adella@DigitalPlayground.com.

Jesse Jane is a trademark of Digital Playground, Inc. and all rights are reserved worldwide.

Back To Top

February 23rd, 2004

American Flag in Penises and Vulvas on Ebay



The concept and design of "United State" Flag by Mikhail Armalinsky are being auctioned on Ebay (Item number: 2989039990).

"United State" Flag (http://www.mipco.com/flag.html) was printed on the cover of SCREW Magazine, New York; 1989, July 3, issue 1,061.

"United State" Flag is in the collection of the Museum of Sex in New York City (http://www.museumofsex.org).

Mikhail Armalinsky is the well known Russian author and the publisher of the international bestseller "Secret Journal 1836-1837" by Alexander Pushkin. (http://www.mipco.com/english/push.html)
Armalinsky is the founder of the Temple of Genitals that was recently auctioned on Ebay (see at http://www.ainews.com/story/6156/).

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

The Return Of Coral Sands

February 20, 2004 CORAL SANDS MAKE PORN COMEBACK WANTS ANAL Los Angeles, CA - Coral Sands, star of 300 adult films, with about 280 being girl/girl scenes is making her hardcore return. 28 year old Coral Sands has been feature dancing and doing fetish shoots for the past two years but is itching to get back in front of the camera to do hardcore. She has never done an anal scene and her booking agency [www.modelgig.com] is fielding offers for her first anal ever. Coral is currently on the feature dancing curcuit for another three weeks, then is back in Los Angeles ready to shoot some movies. Coral can be booked through [www.modelgig.com].

Back To Top

[www.modelgig.com].

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

JM Pro Giving Out Easter Eggs In February

Canoga Park, CA - Beginning this week with Perverted Stories 15 on DVD, JM Productions will begin including special "Easter Eggs" on all of its future DVD releases. DVD Easter Eggs are hidden bonus features that may be accessed only by entering specific button sequences with your DVD player's remote control while browsing the disc's menus.

JM's Easter Eggs may include additional hardcore footage from the movie, behind the scenes footage from that or another JM release, bonus scenes or other demented content we may dream up. "DVD Easter Eggs are our way of giving even more stroke value to the fans," explains J.M. owner Jeff Steward, "This feature will be something that true perverts will appreciate."

"As many DVD enthusiasts know, Easter Eggs have been available on mainstream titles for years," points out J.M. publicist Tony Malice, "Sadly though, those Easter Eggs usually don't have disturbingly gaped anuses or whores drenched in buckets of stinky cum. It's just not right. We pledge to pick up where Hollywood left off."

To access the bonus content on any Easter Egg equipped JM DVD, simply highlight the "chapters" button on the disc's main menu, then press (using the cursor buttons) [right], [right], & [down]. This will highlight the JM logo. Then simply press [select] or [ok] to begin playing the Easter Egg. A comprehensive list of JM DVD's containing Easter Eggs will be maintained on Jerkoffzone.com.

Perverted Stories 15 DVD hits the streets on March 1st. You may order it and other high quality stroke material on Jerkoffzone.com today. Distributors wishing to carry JM DVDs and videos should contact us at (800) 550-3659.

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Scooping Up The Hot Teens and Bopping Em On The Head

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device...
EAGLES, HOTEL CALIFORNIA


I haven't been feeling right mentally lately. I think it's because I went back to shooting porn. Last night I dreamed that a tall man dressed in a rabbit suit was raping a hot, blonde teen with a rigid carrot and that she liked it. Suddenly oompa loompas jumped out of the rabbits ass and gangbanged her. Then they all burst into tentacles and made her cum until she died with an indelible smile on her face.

I don't know but out of nowhere everything seems sexual. I can feel spring approaching in my balls and it unnerves me. Could this be the end of the winter intellect, packed away until next fall when the whims of summer are gone and the girls are wearing clothes again in L.A.?

You tell me. Tell me anything. I read the hits this site gets and the fan mail doesn't correspond at all. Do something, you perves, besides clicking all the pictures, which is cool and all, but less interactive. Tell me what you want. Tell me what to shoot. Tell me who you are.

Send me naked pictures. I don't care. I will post them. I want them. We all want them. Expose yourself for fuck's sake. Why not?

Rock and roll...

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Bill Maher On Gay Marriage

Valentine's Day, that great state holiday
By Bill Maher, 2/14/2004


NEW RULE: You can't claim you're the party of smaller government, and then clamor to make laws about love. If there's one area I don't want the US government to add to its list of screw-ups, it's love.

On the occasion of this Valentine's Day, let's stop and ask ourselves: What business is it of the state how consenting adults choose to pair off, share expenses, and eventually stop having sex with each other?

And why does the Bush administration want a constitutional amendment about weddings? Hey, birthdays are important, too -- why not include them in the great document? Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake -- you know, to send the right message to kids.

Republicans are always saying we should privatize things, like schools, prison, Social Security -- OK, so how about we privatize privacy? If the government forbids gay men from tying the knot, what's their alternative? They can't all marry Liza Minnelli.

Republicans used to be the party that opposed social engineering, but now they push programs to outlaw marriage for some people, and encourage it for others. If you're straight, there's a billion-five in the budget to encourage and promote marriage -- including seed money to pay an old Jewish woman to call up people at random and say "So why aren't you married, Mr. Big Shot?"

But when it comes to homosexuals, Republicans sing "I Love You Just the Way You Oughta Be." They oppose gay marriage because it threatens or mocks -- or does something -- to the "sanctity of marriage," as if anything you can do drunk out of your mind in front of an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas could be considered sacred. Half the people who pledge eternal love are doing it because one of them is either knocked-up, rich or desperate, but in George Bush's mind, marriage is only a beautiful lifetime bond of love and sharing -- kind of like what his Dad has with the Saudis.

But at least the right wing aren't hypocrites on this issue -- they really believe that homosexuality, because it says so in the Bible, is an "abomination" and a "dysfunction" that's "curable": they believe that if a gay man just devotes his life to Jesus, he'll stop being gay -- because the theory worked out so well with the Catholic priests.

But the greater shame in this story goes to the Democrats, because they don't believe homosexuality is an "abomination," and therefore their refusal to endorse gay marriage is a hypocrisy. The right are true believers, but the Democrats are merely pretending that they believe gays are not entitled to the same state-sanctioned misery as the rest of us. The Democrats' position doesn't come from the Bible, it's ripped right from the latest poll, which says that most Americans are against gay marriage.

Well, you know what: Sometimes "most Americans" are wrong. Where's the Democrat who will stand up and go beyond the half measures of "civil union" and "hate the sin, love the sinner," and say loud and clear: `There IS no sin, and homosexuality is NOT an abomination' -- although that Boy George musical Rosie O'Donnell put on comes close. The only thing abominable about being gay is the amount of time you have to put in at the gym.

But that aside, the law in this country should reflect that some people are just born 100 percent outrageously, fabulously, undeniably Fire Island gay, and that they don't need re-programming. They need a man with a slow hand.

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

Bill Maher is host of "Real Time with Bill Maher."


Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

He Is Watching You


Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Terminators of Porn

Jewel De'Nyle and Bisexual Britni team up in an explosive and unstoppable pairing of entrepreneural expertise! Jewel, the one and only top female brain in the industry, whose company, Platinum X is the fastest spreading firestorm since Vivid Video has joined forces with Bisexual Britni! The one and only Star Whore has hired the one and only Teen Queen of Extreme for the position of her publicist. Britni poises, pen in hand, to create lyrical explosions with each press release demanded of her. She is the farthest reaching voice on the internet, and most New York Times columnists look up to her literary skill. The likelihood is that, love her or hate her, you know Bisexual Britni. She was the most controversial porn star during her brief participation in adult films. Sadly, she has retired, and left us to a second class brand of sleaze queens that can never match her enthusiasm for being pissed on and anally raped. And now, she is indeed the most controversial porn star concerining political, social, and sexual issues on which she expounds at great length in her world-renowned Bisexual Britni Newsletter. The likelihood is that you yourself are on Britni's list. From Larry Flynt to Jenna Jameson, everyone gets the Bisexual Britni Newsletter. She's worked hard to build such clientele and maintain her status as mailbox priority numero uno.

Jewel noted in one interview, "Britni is just amazing. She can take any event and turn it into solid gold. Her input on controversial topics will give you such a feast of intriguing opinion, you've got thoughts to chew on for weeks."

Jewel De'Nyle herself is no stranger to the adult industry nor controversy. She was also the brains behind the new and rapidly burgeoning adult film company, Platinum X Pictures. They've had some unforseen success in the business which they've inundated. Jewel plans to be one of the biggest, and don't think her retirement is going to stop her. Jewel is one of the most incredible actresses to grace the sperm-stained screen, and even if we were to leave out her physical assets, we'd still be left with a deluge of intellectually based compliments owed. Jewel is perhaps one of the most intelligent women in the pornographic industry. Her business savvy is responsible for her amassed financial comfortability and excess which exists today. Many adult actresses simply ride out their careers for the monetary value of each scene and spend the equivalent as soon as they throw away the day's lube-soaked baby wipes. But Jewel has established herself in the adult business, ensuring that not only would people remember her name, but that they'd continue to hear it even after she was done slurping rods and wiping poles.

And now that Jewel is gone from "in front of the camera", she spends her time behind it, preparing for the next breakthrough in her career: Platinum X Pictures Presents The Unstoppable Jewel De'Nyle.... and The Relentless Bisexual Britni --- The Terminators of Porn.

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Let Me Taste It 2 from DVSX

Let Me Taste It 2- Yummy!

Directed by Steve Drake
Starring: Jessica Love, Camelia, Kate Kaptive, Keiko, Corina Taylor, Lacie Coxx, Petra






What possesses a girl to taste her own juices? Who really knows, but it sure is hot watching them go at it. Let Me Taste It 2, "Yummy", the second helping of this series, really is a tasty treat. With seven sweet girls, 2 tantalizing hours, and 6 scrumptious scenes, you're sure to get a generous serving of all the PTM and ATM action you could possibly ask for.

The very sexy Jessica Love and the exotic Camelia are first up, and they just drool over the thought of tasting each others' juices. They keep pulling the cock out of each other's holes just to get a sample of the creamy concoctions

Corina Taylor looks great in any position, especially with a huge cock in her mouth. Little cutie Kate Kaptive is also one to check out. She just feasts on her own juices and loves it every time.

Be sure to check out the extras on DVD. The cum shot recap is always a plus, especially with girls who love to eat up all the juices! And be sure to visit DVSX.com for free pictures and trailers...and to order your copy today!







*** *** ***



*** *** ***



*** *** ***


Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Same Sex Weddings Galvanize Activists

By DAVID CRARY, AP National Writer



San Francisco's defiant choice to perform same-sex marriages by the hundreds is reverberating nationwide as gay-rights groups celebrate, their adversaries hope for a backlash and politicians wrestle with how to respond.

Mayors in Chicago, Salt Lake City and upstate New York spoke favorably of the weddings, but many politicians - including some liberal Democrats - are unsettled by the spectacle of more than 2,700 gay and lesbian couples wed over the past week at San Francisco's city hall.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., an outspoken supporter of gay rights, issued a terse statement that offered no praise for San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., one of three openly gay members of Congress, suggested Newsom's action could undermine long-term efforts to legalize gay marriage in Massachusetts and fuel support for a federal constitutional amendment banning such unions.

On the Republican side, President Bush (news - web sites) said the San Francisco weddings troubled him, and could influence his decision on whether to support the proposed constitutional amendment.

Yet some conservative groups felt both Bush and California's Republican governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites), were being too timid.

"A real terminator would end the anarchy by enforcing the law he swore an oath to uphold," said Jan LaRue, chief counsel for Concerned Women for America, in reference to Schwarzenegger - who asked Newsom to stop the marriages. LaRue's organization said the Justice Department (news - web sites) and California officials should consider launching criminal proceedings against the San Francisco mayor and his staff for performing illegal marriages.

The Lambda Legal Defense and Education Fund, a gay-rights organization, said it had analyzed relevant California laws and determined that threats of criminal action "are groundless and should be ignored."

"These kinds of wild assertions. ... seem designed only to frighten couples and city workers," said Jon Davidson, a Los Angeles-based senior counsel for Lambda Legal.

Meanwhile, the city of San Francisco said Thursday it is suing the state of California, challenging its ban on same-sex marriages on constitutional grounds.

Even before the San Francisco weddings, gay marriage had emerged as a volatile election-year topic, largely because of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court's ruling last year that the state must start recognizing gay marriages as of May 17.

"Where's the rule of law?" asked Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council. "You have judges acting like legislators in Massachusetts, and you have a mayor acting like a judge in San Francisco. They need to go back and read their job descriptions."

He predicted a surge of support for the proposed amendment banning gay marriage as non-California couples who wed in San Francisco return home and seek recognition of their unions.

There were no immediate reports of other elected officials emulating Newsom by authorizing same-sex marriages, but a handful of mayors made supportive comments.

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley said he would have "no problem" with Cook County issuing same-sex marriage licenses. Regarding gay couples, Daley said, "They love each other just as much as anyone else."

In Plattsburgh, N.Y., the openly gay mayor said he supports same-sex marriage even though many of his fellow Republicans differ.

"I am on the opposite side of this issue - I understand that - but, as a gay man, I have to fight for equality," Daniel Stewart told the Press-Republican of Plattsburgh.

Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson, an honorary board member of the pro-gay-marriage group Freedom to Marry, said he welcomed the developments in San Francisco and Massachusetts.

"The more people become familiar with the impacts of marital discrimination on so many people, the greater progress we're going to see," Anderson said.

In New York City, a spokesman for Mayor Michael Bloomberg said that, though a supporter of gay-rights, the mayor had no intention of following Newsom's path.

"The mayor does not believe in subverting the law to make a political point," spokesman Ed Skyler said.

Matt Coles, director of the American Civil Liberties Union (news - web sites)'s Lesbian and Gay Rights Project, said the Massachusetts case, rather than the San Francisco action, was more likely to survive legal challenges and lead to permanently recognized same-sex marriages.

"However, this fight ultimately is about what America thinks is fair, and in that sense Mayor Newsom has done a great service," Coles said. "Americans watched on television as hundreds and hundreds of people stood in the pouring rain all night to get married, and a fair number of them probably thought, 'Gee, we didn't have to go through that.'"

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Manson Settles Sex Suit

Once again, the problem of Marilyn Manson rubbing his thong-clad genitalia against unwitting concert security guards has been settled.

The shock rocker reached a settlement with Detroit security guard Joshua Keasler, who sued Manson for sexual assault and emotional distress after Manson allegedly thrust his nether regions against Keasler's visage during a July 2001 performance.

Given that Manson was clad only in a skimpy thong and pantyhose at the time, Keasler's discomfit was understandable.

The two camps apparently agreed upon an appropriate settlement last month and the lawsuit was dismissed Jan. 28.

Terms of the settlement remain confidential.

Keasler's civil lawsuit wasn't the only repercussion of Manson's lewd behavior.

Prosecutors originally charged the rocker, whose real name is Brian Warner, with sexual conduct and assault and battery. A judge threw out the sex charge, and Manson pleaded no contest to the remainder of the criminal charges, ponying up $4,000 in fines.

The entire incident smacks of familiarity. In October 2000, Mason allegedly rubbed his genitalia in a similar fashion against a Minnesota security guard, who sued the rocker for more than $75,000.

A Minnesota jury ruled in Manson's favor last September, clearing the singer's actions in the name of his art.

The heavily tattooed, make-up wearing musician is known for his oft-bizarre and disturbing behavior onstage. Past performances have included breaking bottles against his chest and tearing up bibles.

Band members create their stage names by using the first name of a Hollywood icon combined with the last name of a serial killer.

Last summer, a Six Flags theme park in Darien Lake, New York barred the rocker from performing at Ozzfest--the rock festival organized by bat biter Ozzy Osbourne--claiming his act was inappropriate for the venue.

In October, riot police had to be called in to disperse a mob of stage-rushing fans at a Manson show in Kansas City.

At least his fans are loyal. The shock rocker's last album, The Golden Age of Grotesque topped the charts upon its release last May.

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Brazilian's Tame Sex In Parade

By MICHAEL ASTOR, Associated Press Writer

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A Brazilian group agreed Thursday to tone down its sexually explicit displays for the city's famed Carnival parade after prosecutors threatened to ban the floats.

Grande Rio - whose carnival theme "Let's Wear the Little Shirt, My Love," slang for using a condom — will modify the explicit decorations on its floats, including a giant Adam and Eve copulating and sexual positions from the Kama Sutra, prosecutor Andrea Rodrigues Amim said.

"You can see that they have gone beyond erotic and already border on the pornographic," Amim said.

The group's president Helio de Oliveira said the changes would be minor.

"We determined that we are not going to hide anything totally but since they found some things offensive — and that's not how we see it — we are going to cover some things with leaves and vines and roots," Oliveira said.

The group's floats have been a target for controversy in this predominantly Roman Catholic country.

Acting on a complaint from the Association of Catholic Legal Scholars, juvenile court prosecutors on Wednesday visited the workshop where the group was finishing floats.

"If they don't make the appropriate changes we could enter with a court order to have the floats banned from the parade, but I don't think it will happen because the group's directors have been very accommodating," Amim said.

Joaosinho Trinta, who designed the floats and costumes, is no stranger to controversy.

In 1989, the Church sued to remove a replica of Rio's mountaintop Christ statue from a parade float designed by Trinta.

He wrapped the statue in black plastic and posted a sign: "Even though you are banned, watch over us." The float was met with massive applause when it entered the Sambadrome stadium.

"Look all the sculptures are reproductions of the Kama Sutra. I'm not to blame if ancient art from India is in bad taste," Trinta explained of this year's entry.

Asked if the samba group hadn't benefited from the controversy, he replied," I regret it. I don't feel we need this type of publicity."

Even so, he admitted the group anticipated controversy from the moment they chose the parade's theme.

The group has been praised by the country's Health Minister Humberto Costa for its efforts to deal frankly with the issue of safe sex.

And a top official of the United Nations (news - web sites)' anti-AIDS (news - web sites) program sent a representative to visit the group's workshop.

"Integrating HIV (news - web sites) prevention messages into popular events is an effective way to educate young people about AIDS and ultimately prevent new HIV infections," Dr. Luiz Loures said in a statement.

The reaction from the Catholic church has been relatively restrained, though Rio's archbishop, Rev. Eusebio Oscar Scheid, has said organizers should make sure the group doesn't go too far.

Rio's two-day carnival parade is the highlight of the pre-Lenten bash, which officially gets under way Friday and ends five days later on Ash Wednesday.

The city's 14 top samba groups, featuring hundreds of drummers and thousands of singers and dancers, present elaborate parades in a two-night show at the specially designed Sambadrome stadium in downtown Rio.

During Carnival, which celebrates the beginning of the Christian season of Lent, most of Brazil puts everything on hold to drink and dance the night away. But the celebration is also a major event for the federal government's anti-AIDS program, which plans to distribute 10 million free condoms during the festivities.

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Erotic Photos of Asian Sex Slaves Burned

SEOUL (Reuters) - The South Korean publisher behind a plan to sell erotic photographs depicting Asian sex slaves who served Japanese soldiers during World War Two has publicly burned the images in a bid to quell a firestorm of protests.

The saga began with a plan by Netian Entertainment to sell on the Internet semi-nude photographs and a video of actress and former Miss Korea Lee Seung-yeon posing submissively in wartime brothel garb under the theme of "comfort women".

"Comfort women" is the Japanese euphemism for the estimated 200,000 mostly Korean women who were conscripted to serve in battle zone brothels across Asia run by Japan's government during the war.

Facing protests by surviving sex slaves, the 35-year-old Lee visited the residence of seven of the elderly women and tearfully apologised on her knees.

The women rejected Lee's apology, gave her a stern history lecture and told her they would accept her apology only when the photos were destroyed. One of the pictures showed Lee cowering before a male model dressed as a Japanese soldier.

Activists for the women vowed to start a campaign to end Lee's show business career.

Netian Entertainment head Park Ji-woo, who directed the project held a news conference on Thursday at which he showed photos shot in the Philippines in an effort to demonstrate what he said was the "sincerity" behind the project.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," said Park, crouched on his knees as he burned sheets of photographs. He had shaved his head on Monday in a traditional show of repentance.

Resentment over Japan's 1910-45 occupation of the Korea peninsula remains strong in South Korea (news - web sites) -- even though the two neighbours now trade extensively and cooperate diplomatically through their bilateral alliances with the United States.

South Korea last year relaxed 60-year-old restrictions on imports of Japanese films, music and cultural items. This month, Seoul hosted demonstration sumo matches in the first display of Japan's traditional wrestling since the colonial era.

A dwindling group of elderly South Korean and other Asian survivors from among the comfort women have been fighting an uphill legal battle for the past decade to win an official Japanese government apology. About a dozen women protest outside Japan's Seoul embassy each week.

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Local Dad Shocked By Sex Charges Against Him

A man who police say provided condoms for his daughter to have sex appeared in court for a preliminary hearing Wednesday, Local 4 reported.

Mike Schrake told Local 4 he was only trying to protect his 15-year-old daughter when he contacted police after discovering the man his daughter was having sex with lied about his age.

"The father believed that the suspect was only 18 years old having sex with his 15-year-old daughter. He then found out that the suspect was actually 20 years old," said Lt. Dan Kolke of the Fraser Police Department.

The teen's father went to Fraser police to file a complaint against Ronald Gossage , but police were apparently just as concerned with the fact that he was letting his teenage daughter have sex at all.

"You feel like you're doing the right thing. They seem more interested in jailing me than the other guy," said Schrake.

Police say Schrake allowed Gossage to sleep in the same bed as his daughter and also provided them with condoms.

But Schrake denied those allegations. He said he let Gossage stay at his house in the fall of 2003, but never consented to him having sex with his daughter.

"I gave my daughter condoms back in the summer before she even knew this guy, when I found out she was no longer a virgin since age of 14," said Schrake.

Schrake pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor, but was reportedly still having difficulty dealing with the situation because he is not permitted to see his three children.

Police say as a part of the plea agreement, Schrake must register as a sex offender. He must also continue to go through the court system so he can move back in with his family, the station reported.

Gossage, who faces three counts of criminal sexual conduct in the third degree, is expected to appear in circuit court in March.

Local 4 learned that in the state of Michigan, sex is a crime if both consenting parties aren't at least 17 years old.

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Sex In The City The Movie

'Sex and the City' May Get Big-Screen Treatment
By Steve Gorman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The four women who have spiced up Manhattan's singles scene for six seasons on "Sex and the City" may be headed to the big screen after their upcoming final romp on HBO, the network said on Wednesday.

Executive producer Michael Patrick King is writing a script for what would be a feature film version of "Sex and the City" that would essentially pick up where the series leaves off this coming Sunday, an HBO spokeswoman said.

The premium cable channel, owned by Time Warner Inc. , also is negotiating with the four series co-stars -- Sarah Jessica Parker (news), Kim Cattrall (news), Cynthia Nixon (news) and Kristin Davis (news) -- to reprise their roles for the movie.

King, whose previous TV writing credits include "Cybill" and "Murphy Brown," would make his feature debut as director of the film. No production date has been set, and no distributor is yet on board with the project, the spokeswoman said.

"Sex and the City," one of the signature shows that established HBO as a creative powerhouse and became the first cable series to win an Emmy Award for best comedy, stars Parker as fashion-conscious New York columnist, Carrie Bradshaw, who writes about Manhattan's dating scene.

Cattrall co-stars as the vixen-like public relations executive Samantha Jones; Nixon as corporate lawyer Miranda Hobbes, juggling her career with motherhood; and Davis as Charlotte York, who married her own divorce lawyer after a long search for Mr. Right.

The series was created by Darren Star, who also originated "Beverly Hills, 90210" and was an executive producer on "Melrose Place."

While many TV shows over the years have been either based on movies or made into feature films, it is rare for prime-time shows to make the transition to the big screen with most of their original cast members. Among the few that have done so are "Star Trek," both the original series and "Star Trek: The Next Generation," and "The X-Files."

"Sex and the City" winds up Sunday, Feb. 22, with a 45-minute finale, following an hourlong farewell special featuring interviews and highlights from the series.

Back To Top

February 20th, 2004

Raping Gyno Gets 45 Year Prison Sentence

CLEVELAND - A gynecologist was sentenced Wednesday to 45 years in prison without the possibility of parole for raping a patient and fondling more than a dozen others during medical examinations.

Standing in court in handcuffs and tan jail overalls, Azzam Ahmed, 57, denied any wrongdoing.

"If anyone perceived that I touched them in a sexual manner, I swear to the soul of the creator of the universe, I never, ever intended to assault any of these patients," Ahmed said. "I love them all. I gave them the best quality any physician can ever give them, absolutely."

Judge Shirley Strickland Saffold also fined Ahmed $95,500. She called him a sexual predator.

Ahmed was convicted last week of attacking 15 women. Several testified that Ahmed used his fingers to attempt sexual stimulation, groped them and rubbed against them. He sometimes did not use stirrups or other instruments and routinely did not have an assistant present during patient exams.

Defense lawyer Henry Hilow said he plans to appeal.

Three victims spoke in court before the sentencing. "I walked into Dr. Ahmed's office for medical treatment and became a victim of a sexual crime. It tore my world apart," one said.

Back To Top

February 19th, 2004

Aria Giovanni Is Absolutely Beautiful

Old Pueblo Distribution is beyond proud to announce the inking of an Exclusive Production and Distribution Deal with the Ultra Hot Model Aria Giovanni. (www.ariagiovanni.com) Ms. Giovanni has been gracing the pages and screens of the Adult Industry for only a couple of years now enticing every man and woman in the world with exotic sensual looks that only Ms. Giovanni can give. This young, sultry Italian Beauty will helm the production of this feature, crafting an outlet for her sexual fantasies to be played out with the most beautiful and sexy of all women. To bring this ultimate fantasy true, she has agreed to star as well as produce in this feature.

Considered the best import Italy has given the world since Ferrari, Aria Giovanni will blend her sensual ideas with the erotically enticing mood only brought to you by director Jim Bristol. This dream team of erotic entanglements will create a sensual scene of seduction and eroticism with the hottest of girl/girl scenes ever filmed.

After viewing any of Aria Giovanni's past performances you will know why this breath-taking beauty has rocketed to the top of the Adult Entertainment Business. She has become quite quickly, one of the most recognizable faces (and bodies) in the Adult Industry Worldwide.

Filming will begin next week, with a wide array of the hottest woman in the industry. The cast of this feature include such beauties as Aimee Sweet, Justine, Monica Mendez, Kelly Marie and the hottest new girl on the scene Jolena Jensen. On the behalf of Aria, all the woman are all natural beauties only adding to the sensual flavor of this erotic feature. Each of these girls brings an exotic look to this feature we couldn't have found anywhere else in the world.

Old Pueblo Distribution is scheduling an April release to this mega-blockbuster.

Contact Arnold at 520-319-5709 or email Arnold at arnold@madeinmexxxico.com  for all pre-orders and promotional material.

Back To Top

February 19th, 2004

Digital Sin Releases Double Play From Mark Wood

Digital Sin Assembles All Star Line-Up for Game Winning 'Double Play'

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Every kid fantasizes about hitting a game winning home run in the bottom of the 9th inning while jubilant teammates celebrate on the field.

Digital Sin continues this fond memory by teaming up with veteran chick banger Mark Ashley to form a powerful 'one-two' combination as they attempt to turn the game winning 'Double Play' with a brand new series that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

'Double Play' #1 hits the stores this week and delivers some high octane sexual action directly from the mind of one of today's premiere male performers

Mark Ashley calls the game as he creates total sexual chaos in his directorial debut for Digital Sin with some of the wildest and nastiest guy on girl competition ever seen.

AVN 'Female Performer of the Year' Ashley Blue takes the field with an all-star line-up including infielders Sabrine Maui, Katsumi, Haley and Christie Lee, along with outfielders Serena South, Aria, Jasmine Lynn, Kraven and designated hitter Katrina.

Getting their turn at bat is super studs Mr. Pete, Manual Ferrara and player/coach Mark Ashley who grind the opposition in a lustful extra inning frenzy.

'Double Play' #1 in stores now in both DVD and VHS from Digital Sin .

www.digitalsindvd.com

Back To Top

February 19th, 2004

Merissa Arroyo Is Back and Nasty

This came in from Nasty Modeling, in case you can't tell...

OUR HOT LATINA IS BACK IN TOWN AND READY TO WORK. MS. ARROYO DOES IT ALL!!! SO WHATEVER YOUR NEXT SCENE IS...YOU WANT HER!!

CHECK OUT MORE NEW PICS ON OUR WEBSITE!

DON'T DELAY AND CALL ALEX @ 818.795.6700
WWW.NASTYMODELING.COM
N. G. MODELING

4215 MARY ELLEN AVENUE #202
STUDIO CITY, CA 91604

Back To Top

February 19th, 2004

SSTM Has Guys With Horse Cocks 4 U

Yeah, that's right. Peter Romero wanted to pass the word along that he had STUD DUDES, in both senses of the original terminology, looking for sweet, tender girls so they could pry open their tiny flowers. That sounds awful. Forgive me.

At any rate...Captain Eleven Inch Wonderbread here did 10 scenes back in 2001 with his girlfriend, but now he’s, back, and ready to work with other girls. What a considerate fellow he is, to share his love javelin with the rest of the girls in the jizz biz.

To contact Captain Eleven, which will here on out be his wonderful new porno nomiker, see further details below. Some restrictions may apply and the offer may not be valid in all states or under all conditions. HCG is not responsible for any claims made by Roy Garcia, Peter Romero, or Mel Gibson, especially regarding praise and or accolades lauded by celebrity figures or the Pope. If burning or redness occurs, discontinue use of Captain Eleven and consult a physician immediately. Do not get Captain Eleven or Peter Romero in your eyes. Should contact with eyes occur flush eyes with water for twenty minutes and consult a poison control center. Do not mix amphetamines and Captain Eleven as heart failure or spontaneaous combustion may occur. Not available to residents of Guam, Puerto Rico, or Cuba. Don't drink and drive.

Roy Garcia
Owner/President
Sex Symbols Talent Management
www.sstm.net
rgarcia@socal.rr.com
Office: 818-360-4352
Mobile: 310-704-1172

Back To Top

February 19th, 2004

Zero Tolerance Strip Tease Fun

MAKE YOUR LIVING ROOM THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

Zero Tolerance Changing Living Rooms Better than Trading Spaces

February 17, 2004-Chatsworth, Calif. - Zero Tolerance Entertainment is giving you the opportunity to transform your living room to the champagne VIP room of your favorite gentlemen's club. Zero Tolerance Entertainment brings you Strip Tease then fuck #3. Watch as six of the hottest women the world has to offer strip and then get down and dirty. Directed by Wendi Knight, Strip Tease Then Fuck #3 features Ariana Jollee, Alexis Malone, Lola, Shy Love, Shawnie and new comer Melaine Sugarcube.

"It is by far my favorite series to direct," said Director Wendi Knight. "I think there is something very sexual about a woman who can strip and then fuck her mans brains out. Plus it is every guy's fantasy to be at a strip club or bachelor party and have one of the girls who are stripping for you find you so attractive that she can't help herself and just fucks your brains out."

Strip Tease then Fuck #3 will be released simultaneously on February 18, 2004. The first two installments of the series are currently available and feature top name talent such Dani Woodward, Trinity and Alaura Eden.


 

 


 



 

Back To Top

February 19th, 2004

Lee Stone Lives The Good Life

I've got to take a moment to say some nice things about super performer Lee Stone. Part of me is compelled to sing his mighty praises because he may very well be the most important and valuable male porn star of all time. The other part of me is compelled by his chilling warning issued only yesterday that kept me from sleeping. He warned me not to say bad things about him because it would make him mad. He claimed that I would not like him when he was angry.

Lee Stone can be kind of scary sometimes.

So the other day I shot a bunch of porn vignettes mostly making fun of porn and showcasing some very nice, young sluts who completely and wholeheartedly enjoy licking guy's asses, being spanked, having someone else spit in their open mouths, getting thier insides rearranged by monster cock, choking on said cock, and cumming their brains out on film. Strangely enough they all also like Air Supply and had once seen Marty Croft's Land Of The Lost, but that is a different issue.

There came a point in the shoot, I am sorry to report, wherein a male performer facing the challenge of stuffing his circumcised balony pony into the stunningly beautiful sight of a shaved and juicy teen love hole, had an instance of hesitation.

Oh yes it did indeed!

In porn, hesitation can mean the difference between a career or going back to delivering pizza's, FOR REAL. Hesitation can be the difference between driving a new Escalade you can't afford with ten thousand dollar rims while you live in a $400 a month apartment in Reseda and having to move back in with your parents after failing out of porn at 39 years of age. Hesitation can mean the difference between dusk and midnight, one hour and six, an instance or a virtual lifetime of shame while you pull your pud and spit on it and your face grows as red as a fire hydrant while the Viagra churns uselessly in your blood stream.

It is a no good, right?

So my male performer hesitated, and things were stalled but I had faith he would pull through. I could see it in his eyes, swimming in his head, pleading with me not to kill the scene, as he thought of everything in his life that ever turned him on from Minnie Mouse to Bea Arthur on acid rolling in a kiddie pool full of pudding with a donkey and Rob Zombie.

My stellar PM decided to take the initiative while I loyally waited for this scene to come back on line to call none other than Lee Stone. He asked if Lee could be available to fill in with his massive man root should things get worse from this point. Lee Stone informed the PM that he was headed home after shooting a day of wild porn and that he was not available to save our day like Superman.

We all thanked Lee for being honest and for taking our call and wished him a goodnight. Our male performer got instantly hard, probably from thinking of Bea, and made our sultry starlet quiver with delight until she told us she felt like a Crispy Cream jelly filled donught. The night ended and we went home to dream of a New World Order based on man's needs that wasn't intrinsicly evil or antihumanist and to fuck our girlfriends. Our at least I did. The day was saved...and best of all...over!

But here is the thing, yesterday I spoke with Lee and he told me that he had ended up doing three scenes the day before for a very respectable company, by porn standards. And I got to thinking, Lee Stone made more to have fun sex with three women that some of us can only dream about fucking yesterday than some of will make all month long. Does this guy have the fucking life or what?

No doubt he deserves all the accolades that we can afford him, true. All I am saying is that it HAS TO BE good to be Lee Stone. No one can bear to hear otherwise. While some of us slave on computers and some of us are, as Tyler Durden would say, "slaves with white collars," and some of us toil until our dying day working at backbreaking jobs that leave us unfulfilled in every sense then return home to awful partners who refuse our basic rights to sex and pleasure, Lee gets paid to fuck!

You know what I think? I think we need to know that Lee Stone is out there, doing it for the common man, for every man. I tell you it brings a smile to my face to know that every time some ill occurs in society or some man falls behind and feels the harsh burden of society or some stripper stops talking to me because I smell like beer and ran out of money to tip her, Lee Stone is out there somewhere, probably still on set, slamming some AMAZING looking girl with his horse cock, and she is loving it. It feels good to know that Lee is taking care of business for all of us little guys, scoring one, or one zillion, for the home team, being my hero. It's a comfort late at night and it helps me sleep to know that Lee Stone will probably make more money than the entire population of Hungary in February by power fucking some beautiful and horny strumpets until they scream out his name, " LEE, LEE, LEE STONE IS MY DADDY!!!"

What the hell am I talking about?

I'm still not telling you who I shot for until March when they do their press release. All I can say is it better beat mine.

Back To Top

February 19th, 2004

Video Team, Game Link, Gave AVN Date With Ayana Away

San Francisco, CA - Game Link and Video Team gave DEWAYNE and JO ELLEN HEINTZ the night of their lives when they scored an all-expense paid trip to the 2004 AVN Awards in Las Vegas. The couple logged onto www.gamelink.com last year and participated in the Game Link / Video Team contest, held exclusively on Game Link's website. The randomly selected winners were wined and dined last month in the city of Sin with the folks from Video Team and Game Link.

"It was great," said Dewayne Heintz. "What can I say? The AVN banquet was a once in a lifetime event." Steered by a Video Team escort, the Heintz's tripped the light fantastic, strolled into the star-studded event with AYANA ANGEL, and scored stage side seats to the Western world's premier porn event. "We had to keep stopping for pictures," the still stunned Heintz said. "Hell some of the people were taking pictures of Jo Ellen. Thank you again!"

Video Team honcho Christian Mann, one of the lucky couple's escorts, doubled up on his wining and dining of the Heintz's by walking away with awards for Best All Girl Series and Best Asian Series, "which was great."

"The winning couple was very nice as well," said an amused Mann. "Which makes it all the more cool to give something cool back to the people that make it all happen for us."

Founded in San Francisco in 1993, www.gamelink.com was the original adult e-commerce site on the web and enjoys uninterrupted annual revenue growth. With 60,000 plus video and DVD titles, more than 5,000 sex toys and performance aids, and a growing library of 15,000 video-on-demand and DIVX titles from the best studios and brands in the industry, Game Link is the most technically advanced adult-content and broadcast entertainment site.

Back To Top

February 19th, 2004

Krystal Steele Exposed 4 New Machines

I've got to tell you, I know little to nothing about this movie. To be totally honest, I just received this in my inbox yesterday, no PR release, no signature, no friendly contact me notices, not even a please and a thank you. But I am not bitter. Not one whit. Do you want to know why?

Because this is Krystal Steele we are talking about here. And this is a new release of her. And that changes everything. You see, when you have movies with girls like Krystal Steele in them, you don't need a lot of fancy copy mucking up the potential future customer and confusing his big head, therefore distracting his little head, the one that has enough sense to buy this product. You don't need a lot of silly text to stimulate and decieve and flatter the customer. You don't need to pander.

No, my little Chilly Willy, no.

All you need is the damn box cover. Step back jack! This is the wave of the future. Now that all of that has been cleared up properly, and I might add without a dozen of those nifty "fifty cent" words so many of you despise like fucking Kryptonite, we can get down to business, but just for fun, and because I can, let's create a "make-believe" Press Release for this product anyway, that has nothing to do with reality, since I have not seen the movie and know nothing about it. PR big wigs take note. You just might learn something.



Since the beginning of time mankind has yearned for something more fulfilling. Caveman yearned for fire to cook his meat and warm caves to sleep in. Hunters yearned for the stability and comfort that agragrian precapitalist societies based on Colonial slave labor and harshly divergent class distinctions could afford them. Multi-National Corporations yearn for cheap labor at the expense of subhuman conditions in foriegn, totalitarian regimes with no concept of human rights so that they might humbly fill their air-conditioned bank vaults from floor to ceiling with tiny pieces of paper that lost their meaning when Nixon took the U.S. off the gold standard. Yes, man it can be argued that man is constantly yearning to scratch some invisible, unnameable itch deep within his innermost psyche, but for all the Kings scholars and all the Kings men, not a soul in the world can figure out what that itch could be...until now.

Men, listen closely. The Wait Is Over!

New Machine Productions has released the latest Krstal Steele video, EXPOSED. EXPOSED is absolutely guarenteed to satisfy the innermost urges of even the most depraved of men. Krystal Steele delivers a performance so powerful, so sexual, it will leave you spermless! Her ass is so lovely, so pert and bubbly, that you will drool on yourself without noticing it as she wiggles it. Her tight, young beaver will leave world leaders and corperate lawyers alike blubbering appreciative praise as they mindlessly stroke themselves, unable to oppress the beleagured working classes one minute longer.

The sight of Krystal Steele performing fellatio might just bring about a spontanious outburst of World Peace and International Unity! This video is that FUCKING good!

But don't take my word for it. Let's see what some famous people have to say about this unseen video...

KIM JONG-IL : LEADER OF NORTH KOREA

" When my father died, I lost my innocence about the world. Once a renowned Playboy with depraved tastes, I now had to put on the Big Boy pants and run North Korea. It was frustrating. Everyone always misquoting me and George Bush making me out to be the Axis of Evil for trying to imitate him...it can take a toll, you know? Thanks to this video by New Machine Productions, I can finally go back to my leisurely bathhouse orgies. Hey George, want to come over? Bring Laura."

SADDAM HUSSEIN : FORMER LEADER OF IRAQ

" Now that I don't have executions to watch over, a country to oppress, two sons to watch grow into absolute monsters, weapons of mass destruction to acquire and then destroy or hide, and tea with Vlad Putin, I find that my life has less meaning. All I can look forward to is roasting in the flames of public scorn when I am put on trial and being convicted of crimes by the people I committed them against, then swiftly being put to death unlike those Kurds I massacred. Every day these guys ask me about my WMD and I shake my head and make up dumb quotes to rival your Charlie Manson. Now I see this video by New Machines and I feel like I have a reason to live. I want to start life over and do good things now. I'm even thinking of joining Amnesty International. Do you think they will take me?"

PAT ROBERTSON : RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN WHACKO

" This was a very spiritually uplifting video filled with salascious materials that I can testify of their goodness. When I spoke about returning America to it's Jeffersonian ideals, namely those put forth in the Declaration of Independence where he spoke of the self-evident truths of all men's equality and certain inalienable rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, this is EXACTLY what I had in mind. God Bless New Machine Productions and God Bless Porn! Now pass the loot!"

Do I need to go on here? Now I am bored with this whole thing...back to porn.

Back To Top

February 18th, 2004

Steven Bannan Suffers Stroke

This was lifted from AI News. It is not a joke.

(LANCASTER, CA) -- At approximately 10 PM last night Steve Banan had what appears to be another heart attack and a number of Transit Ischemic Attacks. Experiencing discomfort for over 24 hours Banan was finally convinced to go to Lancaster Community Hospital in Lancaster, CA.

Currently resting at home Banan verifies having multiple mini heart attacks and a number of Transit Ischemic strokes from plaque breaking off the interior of arteries.

A stroke is a brain attack. It occurs when an artery in the brain is blocked or ruptured and blood carrying oxygen to the brain cells is cut off. A brain attack affects all activity from walking to speaking and breathing. Strokes, like heart attacks, require immediate emergency care.

After a brief rest at home Banan plans to relax on a cruise along the west coast for a week with his wife and another couple.

Steve at this time is involved in numerous projects including a production of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" starring Ron Jeremy, Nicole Moore, Lani Lei and Vicki Vogue, as well as "The Bobby Hollander Story" and "Porn Star Camera" - a Candid Camera-like production.

Back To Top

February 18th, 2004

Bisexual Britney Buys Adult Hotel

When I left adult movies, I knew I was seeking a particular business venture to invest in and be part of. Business opportunities have come and gone and aside from a couple sandwich franchises (to remain nameless), I simply never found what I was looking for. I knew I wanted to participate, as an owner, in some sort of adult themed recreational facility such as Hedonism III or the Mon Chalet, here in Denver. Of course, hotels such as Hedonism III are entirely too expensive and the Mon Chalet here in Denver was simply not for sale.

Then, several months ago, I attended what I consider to be the very best Adult (swinger's) club, not only in California, but likely, the entire United States. That club was LACouples (LACouples.com). Not only was LACouples amazing in it's amenities, the people who owned and ran it were the most down to Earth, true, honest people I had ever met. They accepetd me as damm near part of the family after only one meeting. Being around these people always put me at ease and it was refreshing spending time with people as open about sex and alternative relationships as I was. Lynn, John and Cyndi are likely the finest people I have ever met in the so called "lifestyle".

John and I spoke at great length about going into business with one another. When an opportunity arose to buy a hotel, as a joint venture, I jumped on it. Of course, as my luck would be, this hotel was the dream property I had always dreamed about.

I am proud to say that AquaFinity (http://www.aquafinity.com) is now open for business and well on it's way to being the premier, local California, alternative to Hedonism. "Hedonism without the airfare", I heard it quoted. AquaFinity is only about an hour outside Los Angeles near Palm Springs.

I am not going to take a great deal or space here talking about the hotel as the website http://www.aquafinity.com really describes the amenities, rates, room types ect, very well. What I do need to point out is that AquaFinity is a clothing optional, lifestyle friendly resort for couple and ladies, only. Of course, the naturally heated mineral water is the coup de grace. The mineral make up and tempaeratures of the natural mineral water are covered on the website. It is safe to say that the water is the true draw of AquaFinity. (Of course, the naked women helps some too.)

Of course, I want to make sure my first love, adult movies and the directing and production of said movies does not go unnoticed. AquaFinity is a world class shooting location that offers the ability to shoot great, outdoor, poolside scenes without fear of being seen, discovered or harassed. The one hour trip to AquaFinity is worth the trip and pays for itself, especially if your looking for a set for a full day or more.

If you are looking for a new lifestyle haunt, come see us at AquaFinity. We believe we have really solved the equation of secluded but accessible. Lifestyle but not clique and sexy but not raunchy.

BisexualBritni
http://www.aquafinity.com

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004


Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Gauge On Set

GaugeGauge
GaugeGauge

Photos courtesy of Pornblography (we love you Carly) 

gAUGE WI

February 17th, 2004


Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Roxy Interview

All pictures courtesy of www.jizzbomb.com -- from free TGP galleries...check them out!

How old are you?
Twenty one years old.


How tall are you?
Five foot.


What are your measurements?
32B, um, I don't know what I am around the waist.


You're pretty skinny though.
I'd say so.


What is your shoe size?
About five.


What is your I.Q.?
I've never done a test but it's pretty high.


You think it's up there?
Yes. 


Where were you born?
In London.


Where in London?
In Hackney. I'm from where Charlie Chaplin grew up.


When did you get into adult?
Last April was the first time I came over and started working.


You didn't work in London?
No. I've never worked out there.


Why did you decide to become a porn star?
I was in Australia backpacking and I started to strip dance out there. Then I set up a website and these people from America got a hold of me and asked me to come over and start working. So I thought well, I should take chance and try it and see what's up.


Do you consider yourself a highly sexual person then?
Yeah.


When did you first lose your virginity?
When I was fourteen.


Was it with your boyfriend?
Yeah. It was with my boyfriend.


It wasn't with your uncle or your dad or something?
No. It was my boyfriend.


How old was he? Was he forty?
No. He was nineteen.


Did you experiment with girls when you were younger?
No. The first kiss I had with a girl was a year ago.


Was that in your personal life or on film?
In my personal life.


How do you make the leap from doing things in your personal life to doing them on film? One day your doing anal at home and you think, yeah, I could make doing this?
Well I've never done anal in my personal life. I've only ever done anal on film. I enjoyed sex so I thought I could do this and get paid for it. Why not?


Was Australia sad to see you go? Did you break a bunch of guys hearts?
Probably. In Queensland.


Who did you work for first?
Red Light District.


Who was the first guy that you fucked on film?
Lexington Steele and Eric Everhard were my first ever scene.


Was it a D.P.?
No.


Did it shock you to see the size of those guys? I mean collectively that's like a few feet of cock. Where you used to big dicks? Are you a big dick rider?
Not that big. I thought I'd seen kind of big before but nothing like that before.


And you didn't run screaming from the room?
No.


Were you excited by it?
Yes actually I was. I was like, oh my God. I actually came off set dripping with sweat. It was amazing.


Well it was for Red Light so I am sure it was probably a pretty filthy scene.
It was an amazing scene.


Did you start with Direct Models?
Yes. I have been with them ever since.


Did you meet Ben English in the U.K.?
No. Never.


What do you do on film?
Boy girl, girl girl, anal, double penetration...everything.


Have you ever done the 5 GUY CREAM PIE?
Yep. I love it.


Have you ever done a gangbang?
I'm doing my first one soon for Vince at Red Light. I am looking forward to it. It's going to be 12 guys. I am terrified a little.


What are your concerns?
I am terrified that we'll get half way through the scene and I won't want a cock in me anymore for fear of being torn open.


What do you do to prepare for something like this?
I don't know. What should I do? I've been doing a lot of anal scenes to get prepared for it. I haven't done that much in the way of D.P.'s since I got back.


What's the worst thing you've ever done in the business?
I think the nastiest thing I've ever done is a scene for Max Hardcore.


Did he pay you lots of money?
No. Not enough.


Did he pee in your mouth?
Yes.


Do you feel weird about it now?
Yeah. I didn't want him to.


Did you ask him not to?
No but he never told me he was going to do it.


He just did it on film without telling you?
Yeah. Derek had a go at him for it.


In what sense? Did he swing on him?
No he just had a go at him, shouting. He made him pay me more money because he never told me he was going to pee.


You should have just got up and spit it in his face.
I was held down.


You were held down?
My arms were pinned on the sofa I had my eyes closed.


Why didn't you say no?
I was kicking. I had a cock in my mouth so I couldn't scream. I should have bitten it off.


You should have pressed charges on him if that is the truth.
He's a creep.


So obviously you've never worked for him again since that point, have you?
No.


If you could say anything to Max Hardcore right now, what would you say?
Go jump off a building.


How tall should that building be?
Twice the size of the Empire State Building and we'll sell tickets to watch. I'll bet it would sell out.


And land ass first on Lexington Steele's cock?
Right.


What were some god experiences you've had then?
I've had some good scenes doing girl, girl, boy. I love that girl that used to be known as Malaysia.


What guys do you like?
I like Mr. Pete.


Everyone likes Mr. Pete.
He is a fantastic shag. He is sweet. He is so funny. Mike Stephano. He's great. " How you doin'?" " You killin' me over here." I like Brian Surewood because he reminds me of a pirate.


He is a pirate.
He is funny.


If you could fuck anyone in the world who would you fuck?
Angelina Jolie. I'd do a boy girl girl scene with her and Brad Pitt.


She is doing a scene like that coming up and Jennifer Aniston is going to watch.
Cool. Can I join in?


As far as I am concerned. What else do you fantasize about?
I want to have a slave.


I have one.
I want one. I want a gimp. I want something to be mine when I come home.


That's a lot of responsibility. You have to take care of your slave. They want to cum all the time. They want pleasure.
I'd take care of mine. I'm up for it. It's a lot of pleasure for me too.


Shall I put the word out for you?
Yes.


Do you want a male or a female?
I want a man. I got beaten with a belt last night by Khan Tusion.


That guy is a serial killer. He's dangerous because he is smart. Speaking of smart, what was the last book that you read?
I'm reading SOFIE'S WORLD by Jostein Gaarder right now. I'm half way through it.


I have read about half that book as well. Amazing. It's kind of complicated though. Heady philosophy.
It's the history of philosophy. She gets the letters from Alberto Knox. I'm also reading the ART OF HAPPINESS by the Dali Lama.


Are you a Buddhist?
I was blessed by the monks in Thailand when I was little so I guess I am.


You are still little.
Little little.


What do you want to be when you grow up?
A porn star.


Well I guess that you succeeded then?
Yes I did.


What's next after this?
I'm opening up my own escort agency in April in London. It's going to be called ROXY'S SECRET SERVICE. I'm also helping to coordinate a porn shoot for ANABOLIC.


If I come after April will I be able to hire girls?
Yes. Hot chicks.


Will I be able to hire you?
I'm only going to dominatrix.


You don't sub?
No. I'm not subbing. I've done my time of subbing.


Do you have a website?
No. Not yet.


What is your favorite color?
Red.


What is your favorite meal? You're on death row and you're going to die tomorrow and they tell you that you can eat whatever you want in the whole world. What do you order?
Steak.


What kind? New Zealand? Montana?
New York Steak with onion rings on top.


What is your favorite city in the world?
Sydney.


What is the easiest way for a guy to make you cum?
Fuck me.


What position?
Mish, spoons, yeah.


Do you like giving blowjobs? Do you like the taste of cum?
Yeah. I really do.


Are you good at it?
I'm very good at giving head. [laughter] I've been told.


Why are you so adorably cute?
Mom and dad had a threesome with the Easter Bunny?

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Gone Shooting Porn, Ya Here?

So today I am off shooting one of my new series for that company who I haven't told you about yet.

I have to come up with some clever copy and hand it off to their publicist before I can get into anything with you all, but I will say that I have some VERY clever stuff to show you all, with some young cute girls.

It will look nothing like this...

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Shooting Porn, Part Two-

BTW- I will probably have shot Brandon Iron from Platinum Pictures by the time you read this. I like this guy with the monster penis. From the start it was obvious he was headed for great things in porn.

Take a look at this photo from one of his early Canadian shoots. Every other male performer at the Snow White 600 could tell who the real star was that day...

You know you are jealous...bitches!

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Teana Kai Is Cumming

The good and gentle people at Baby Doll Pictures want to make sure that you know that Teana Kai is cumming and cumming and cumming...

Details to follow I am sure...

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Vivid, Wicked, Adam & Eve & Jill Kelly Productions Represented on KSEX

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA -- Saying KSEXradio.com is doing big things would be an understatement, especially now with the addition of four megastars for a new weekly KSEX show simply called, Contract Superstars.

Like many shows on the popular internet broadcasting company, Contract Superstars will be interview style and feature guests from all angles of the business, mostly focusing on big namers and industry legends. You can’t have a megastar interview style show without bringing in megastar hosts to lead the program.

It gives management of KSEXradio.com great pleasure to introduce the following line up coming to KSEX:

Beginning this Wednesday night at 5:00 (Pacific), from Jill Kelly Productions [www.jillkellyproductions.com], Alexis Amore’ along with her co-ho, Cherokee. Next Wednesday, from Wicked Pictures [www.wickedpictures.com], Kaylani Lei [Kaylani’s co-ho TBA]. The first Wednesday in every month, from Adam & Eve [www.adameve.com], Carmen Luvana along with her co-ho, Kitty. And the second Wednesday of every month, KSEXradio current Porn Jockey and Vivid [www.vivid.com] contract star, Tera Patrick along with her co-ho, Evan Seinfeld.

Every week one of these hot superstars will take the mic and provide fans with an incredible treat not found in any other adult entertainment forum. On the months that have five Wednesdays, KSEX will schedule a special guest host, also a big contract star, to fill in and host the show.

It is free to listen to KSEXradio.com and fans who want to interact in the chat room are welcome to do so at no cost, as well. Members of the popular 24/7 internet sex-talk radio station can watch all the hot action on the in-studio webcams.

KSEXradio.com -- We Get It On! [Presented by Adam & Eve]

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Monica Sweetheart Chats Live Wednesday

Monica Sweetheart will be doing her first free live chat this Wednesday February 18th, 2004 on www.adultdvdtalk.com. The chat will take place at 7pm PST. The Czech born beauty will be making a major enouncement regarding Zero Tolerance Entertainment during the chat. Monica will also be joined by Zero Tolerance director Quasarman. For more information please visit: www.adultdvdtalk.com or www.zerotoleranceentertainment.com. See you there!

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Jawbreakers 2 From Anarchy Films

JAWBREAKERS 2

Cast: Dru Barrymore, Iva, Lada, Julie Meadows, Phoenix Ray, Gwen Summers, Jennifer Anderson, and a few studs. 120 min (VHS); 140 min. (DVD).

Jawbreakers. You know what those are. Cocks so big they can break a girl's jaw if she tries to suck too hard or inhale one too big. But that's what they love, and--let's face it--it's what they do best. So as they say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it!

We've put together a tape of some of porn's all-time cock gobblers chugging all the oversized choad they can handle, and suffering the conse- quences. You know. Stuff like huge faceloads of hot steaming cum, blood-engorged liver prodders stretching young girl cheeks to their maximum, strings of precum and saliva hanging off the chins and cheeks of cocksluts who look like your sister. Stuff like that.

And we've included footage of some of the best. Take cover girl Dru Barrymore. A blonde fuckslut if ever there was one. Watch as she gnaws on the first hard pole waved in her direction. Julie Meadows is another blonde 'ho who loves to spend a day with a hard throbber in her mouth. Jennifer Anderson is one of Sweden's hottest, and she shows you why. Gwen Summers, the original girl next door turned raging slut. And Phoenix Ray, with her magnificent tits she doesn't have to suck cock like a pro. But she does.

If you liked Jawbreakers 1--and you did--you'll love the second volume.

Ship Date: February 18 Street Date: February 25

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Michael Raven on Swami Show

In part one, the Swami gave you five decadent Divas who nearly gave the censors fits and caused panic. In part two, it was an introduction to a bevy of beauties who are among some of the top rising names in the industry. So in an effort to top it, the Swami brings in some smoldering temptess and male testosterone in the final hour of Body Shots and Money Shots Sextravagana... Return of the Swami.

He is perhaps one of the most controversial, outspoken, unique and hardest working male talent that the industry has to offer. Like him or hate him, Dave Pounder has been on almost every adult talk show from ksexradio.com's Wanker Show to Digial Playground and now on Body Shots and Money Shots. The self pro-claimed "Drug, booze and filth free" male talent, Dave sits down in a deep interview to discuss the industry, rumors of his "inability to get up", criticism from other adult personalities, the industry, his internet site, ideas on how to change the industry, and his goal of becoming a big player in the industry.

At the AVN Expo, he came (no pun intended), he saw (a crap load of beautiful women and fans) and once again conquered (the awards that is). Wicked Pictures own Michael Raven achieved a trifecta by wining Director of the Year, Picture of the Year and being on the show of the year... B&S Sextravaganza. Now in an extensive interview, Michael sits down with the Swami to discuss his past marriage with Sydnee Steele, being nominated for Picture of the year, working with friends and wives, his marriage to Julia Ann, his views on fellow directors, and his plans for 2004 and Wicked Pictures.

And to prove that two heas are better than one, the Swami caught up with Adam & Eve stars Catalina Cruz and Terri Summers. One is a busty brunette from the West Coast who puts her namesake Peneolpe Cruz to shame in the body category. The other is a European find that has the industry clammoring for her to defect to the country full time. Now in a double delight, the Swami sat down with Cruz and Summers and got the young beauties takes on the adult industry, romance in their lives, working for Adam & Eve, what the adult industry means to them, and what they plan to do while in the industry.

In her short time in the industry, Lauren Phoenix has been just that; a soaring Phoenix that is sizzling up the charts. Already she has gotten the approval of such big names such as Aurora Snow and DC Cypher with her breaktaking on scene sex. Now when she was in between signing for Hustler, Lauren took some time out to talk to the Swami about breaking into the industry, her decision to sign with Hustler, working with some of the top names in the industry, and her decision to enter in the begining.

And last but certainly not least, is another attractive foreign starlet that proves that European Women are second to none in their beauty. Bobbi Eden has done it all on her own, from beraking into the industry, to runing her website, www.bobbi-eden.com. And that is exactly the reason why the Swami sat down with her and grilled Bobbi about the differences between adult industry overseas and the USA, her private life, her decision to enter the industry, and her take on what the industry means towards women.

Don't miss one minute of this Sextravaganza as wraps up this Friday at 1 p.m., February 20th On CyberStationUSA.com... Body Shots and Money Shots ... Sextravaganza Part Three...Return of the Swami!

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Heather Pink From Cherry Modeling

Now in town! Heather Pink available for Solo, G/G, B/G and IR.

Call Tara @ 323-369-6894 to book her.

www.cherrymodeling.com

Back To Top

February 17th, 2004

Go Green Baby

This came to me from Maggie at AIM and I thought it was wonderful. She also attached a note advising video producers and company owners to shoot PSA's in front of their movies advising people to vote and telling them how to register, so that WE can be represented by our elected officials, and not fall prey to a vocal minority of hypocritical Christian extremists.

Remember, Ashcroft is watching at all times, waiting to destroy your inalienable rights.

Prostitution and the Sex Industry

RR550 The Green Party believes that the law should not seek to regulate consensual sexual activities between adults where those do not affect others. Where there are such effects, a balance must be reached. Adults should be free to do as they wish with their own bodies, and to practice whatever form of sexual activity they wish by themselves or with each other by mutual consent. This includes the freedom not only to engage in such sexual acts, but also to be photographed or filmed doing so, to make such images available to other adults with their consent, and to be able to view such images. That someone might receive payment for any of these activities should not affect this freedom.

RR551 Regardless of generally accepted standards of public morality in the past, no attempt to end various aspects of prostitution with prohibitive laws has worked. In addition, with the availability of sexually explicit material via the internet it is not realistic to expect that censorship laws will be able to stop access to such material in the future.

RR552 For the reasons given above, the Green Party believes that attempting to stop the sex industry by using prohibitive laws is neither desirable nor realistic.

RR553 Criminalisation of many parts of the sex industry leaves those working within it in a vulnerable position. They are often unable to turn to the law for help in cases where their rights are violated, and instead fall prey to criminal gangs and pimps.

RR554 Therefore, all aspects of sex work involving consenting adults should be decriminalised. Restrictions and censorship of sexually explicit material should be ended, except for those which are aimed at protecting children. Workers in the sex industry should enjoy the same rights as other workers such as the right to join unions (See WR410), the right to choose whether to work co-operatively with others etc. Decriminalisation would also help facilitate the collection of taxes due from those involved in sex work. Legal discrimination against sex workers should be ended (for example, in child custody cases, where evidence of sex work is often taken to mean that a person is an unfit parent).

RR555 The Green Party recognises that, although people should be free to engage in sex work if they wish, this is an industry which can be more exploitative than others, and those who work in it should be adequately protected against such exploitation. There should be zero tolerance of coercion, violence, or sexual abuse (including child abuse). Those who have been trafficked into the country and forced to work in the sex industry against their will should receive protection under the law (see MG450-454). There should be legal support for sex workers who want to sue those who exploit their labour unfairly, and access to re-training for those sex workers who want to leave the industry. As far as possible, public services, the Government and legal system should aim to end those social attitudes which stigmatise those who are, or have been, sex workers.

RR556 Regular health checks should be available to all sex workers, free of charge (see H300), to protect both them and their clients.

RR557 The use of commercial premises as brothels should be legalised, and such brothels should be subject to licensing by local authorities to ensure protection of those working there and clients from abuse, and protection of the local community from nuisance and abuse. Some prostitutes choose to work from home, or similarly in residential premises, like some other trades. Such use of primarily residential premises should be permitted without a licence being required, subject to the avoidance of nuisance and abuse. This exemption from licensing requirements should still apply if more than one person works in such a premises, provided that such activities take place on a sufficiently small scale that they are not tantamount to a commercial brothel.

RR558 The decriminalisation of prostitution should not require all prostitutes to work in regulated brothels. Doing this would still leave a criminalized street prostitution market. Those workers whom regulated brothels chose to employ would work legally, and those who not so employed would still work illegally on the streets. In order to protect those street workers (often the most vulnerable) the law shall not criminalize their activity.

RR559 Laws against soliciting should be repealed, and issues of "public nuisance" should be dealt with under general legal provision against nuisance. In order to minimise any such nuisance, wherever possible particular areas should be designated where street prostitutes can work in safety without upsetting local residents and traders. Such areas should be decided by negotiation between the police, prostitutes and/or their representatives, and the residents and/or their representatives. Local authorities and the health service should ensure that such street workers have ready access to health facilities and advice about the health risks of their work.

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004


 

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Ivy Manor

This Valentine's weekend was a blast!

I got some very cool presents from Justine and I know she had fun. We spent the day celebrating and then I cooked a special dinner for the two of us. We watched a romantic movie, for those you like PONCH who care, and went to bed. So that is the fast and censored version of day one. Skip ahead to day two --

While many in Porn Valley headed off last night to the Tony Tedseci slash Passion Pictures psuedo-bondage party, the lovely and talented Justine and myself attended a small gathering at the Ivy Manor hosted by Mistress Isabella.

I won't say any names, but there were some big players there, industry heavies, who had dinner with us. Justine wore her posture collar and a lovely two-piece, ink black, latex outfit while I wore leather pants and a dress shirt. The dinner, a five course meal by a professional chef of the highest caliber, was served by maidens and men dressed like maidens or wearing only g-string thongs. The mood was fantastic throughout and we chatted amiably up until dessert. I excused Justine and myself and headed upstairs, walking her on her leash, until we found a suitable room to play in. I had brought some new equipment for the occasion, and, after a loving spanking, tried her new cuffs on with her spreader bar. I attached her to a cross by clips, then set to work giving her a thorough double flogging. I stopped and made her cum with a toy, then unfastened her and turned her around and refastened her.

A mistress with a male slave dressed like a maid in a latex outfit came in and began to degrade him and take pictures as she slapped him with a paddle. Soon the room was full and I had stripped Justine down to her birthday suit and was merrily marking her. She was dripping wet. I could see that the people were distracting her so I put my toys away and undid her and dressed her and we left the room. I found another room in the back and got permission to lock the door. After another good flogging while fastened to a large chair, I bound her to a table and face fucked her for a while. Then I mounted her and rode her until she screamed so loudly that the personal at the Ivy Manor was forced to turn up the music to cover her moans. After that, the real fun began.

So how was your Valentine's weekend?

I hope it went as well for all of you as it went for me. I've got a lot of stuff planned for you this week, a ton of content and some good interviews, so be patient and we will get to it all. Talk to you soon…

DCypher

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Happy Birthday Peter Romero

Happy Birthday to Peter Romero from POVPORN . While he didn't say exactly how old he was, he did mention that today was the day of days. So, to the guy that discovered some of the hottest chicks EVER in the world of porn, including Bunny Luv, Cassiday, Devon Davis, Devon Lane, Adriana Sage, and many more, have a nice day!

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

BK MAX Katsumi Set

So I got this wonderful delivery in my email yesterday from none other than BK MAX.

And what to my wondering eyes should appear? But a set of anal Katsumi that could bring me to tears...

Check it out by clicking...


HERE


Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Brits Love Bondage

The Policy Exchange, a Tory thinktank, has published a handy, wipe-clean plastic card which compares the sex life of British people with those in Europe, North America and Asia. These surveys are pretty unreliable, since the statistics have been gleaned asking different questions, using different methodology, and in different cultures.

Still, there's some fascinating material, often dislodging national stereotypes. Did you know, for example, that more French men admit to having had a homosexual experience (4.9%) compared with British men (3.5%)? Even the macho Americans are more gay than us, on 4.7%.

Overall, British people claim to have sex 138 times a year, a figure I find doubtful, especially given the number of adults who aren't sexually active. Only the French (144) beat us and, curiously enough, the Indians (138). The Americans are way behind, on a staid 118. Those allegedly sex-crazed Swedes clock in at a mere 102.

British people are way ahead of everyone when it comes to handcuffs and bondage; apparently 38% of us have tried them out, compared with only 11% of the French. Some 42% of us have used porn during sex, which is, amazingly, twice the German average (I vaguely thought that Germany had an "adult" store on every corner), though comfortably below the 55% of Americans who've tried it.

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Bush Administration Out To Destroy Your 1st Amendment Rights Yet Again

For those of you who didn't read this on every other porn gossip site in the world, here it is yet again...READ IT AND THEN CALL YOUR CONGRESSPERSON AND COMPLAIN SINCE YOU LOVE PORN!!!


By Richard B. Schmitt Times Staff Writer

WASHINGTON - The Justice Department (news - web sites) has quietly installed an outspoken anti-pornography advocate in a senior position in its criminal division, as part of an effort to jump-start obscenity prosecutions.

The Bush administration's election-year move follows three years of heat from the Christian right, which believes that Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft (news - web sites), a longtime friend and ally, has fallen down on the job when it comes to fighting smut.

Now, the appointment of a tough new cop on the porn beat and other recent moves by the department to bolster obscenity cases are galvanizing conservatives, while leaving representatives of the adult-entertainment industry to wonder whether they have become a political football.

Officials said the appointment of Bruce A. Taylor, who worked in the department during the heyday of its anti-porn efforts in the late 1980s and early '90s, shows that Justice is serious about cracking down on porn after what critics called lax enforcement by the Clinton administration.

In his resume, the 53-year-old Taylor, who got his start as a Cleveland city attorney in the 1970s, lists his involvement in more than 600 obscenity cases as a prosecutor or a legal advisor.

The defendants in those cases constitute a who's-who of adult-entertainment industry tycoons, including Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt and Reuben Sturman, a onetime comic-book salesman turned porn magnate.

In a survey two years ago, Adult Video News, a trade publication based in Chatsworth, identified Taylor as one of the top "enemies" of the industry. The story was titled: "These Are the Folks Who Want to Put You Out of Business."

Taylor, who in recent years has headed a conservative advocacy group fighting for tougher regulation of the Internet, has been given the title of "senior counsel" within the criminal division at Justice, with a focus principally on federal adult obscenity issues.

The department's obscenity chief, Andrew Oosterbaan, who has been drawing much of the flak from conservatives, will retain his position. But instead of reporting to him, Taylor will answer to a more senior-level assistant attorney general.

Bryan Sierra, a Justice spokesman, said that by hiring Taylor - which the department didn't publicize but confirmed when asked by The Times - the department was simply marshaling additional resources rather than undercutting anyone's authority or submitting to political pressure.

"Bruce has vast experience, both at the federal and state level, prosecuting those kinds of cases," Sierra said. "It is all part of our overall effort to kick-start obscenity prosecutions after a long absence."

Sierra said Taylor was unavailable for comment.

The department has made other moves recently to shore up its anti-porn effort, including assigning for the first time in years a team of FBI (news - web sites) agents to focus exclusively on adult-obscenity cases.

In his fiscal 2005 budget proposal released this month, President Bush (news - web sites) sought increased spending to fight obscenity; it was one of the few spending increases - besides for anti-terrorist efforts - in the otherwise austere proposal.

Porn industry representatives said all the activity had the look of an administration trying hard to appease an important constituency during an election cycle.

"This is a crude, crass political effort," said Jeffrey Douglas, executive director of the Free Speech Coalition, a trade association for the adult-entertainment industry.

He questioned whether the public at large was as interested in cracking down on adult fare as the Justice Department and said the hiring of Taylor was "a very dangerous, disturbing step" toward infringement on free speech.

Some defense lawyers say Taylor's record in court has been a decidedly mixed bag. His first case against Sturman, the erstwhile comic-book salesman, resulted in a hung jury. A few years ago, he was brought in to act as a special prosecutor in a case against an adult bookstore operator in South Bend, Ind.; the defendant was acquitted. Some of the Internet legislation he has pushed in recent years has been roundly rejected by the U.S. Surpeme Court as violating the 1st Amendment.

But conservative activists said the moves in the Justice Department were long overdue. They have been unhappy because, with funds limited for purposes other than the war on terrorism, the department has been targeting only purveyors of the worst forms of sexually explicit material - such as that involving simulated violence. One such pending case is against a North Hollywood film distributor known as Extreme Associates.

Anti-porn groups have argued that this tack misses the largest distributors and the bulk of the problem, including the growth of pornography over the Internet. They are looking to Taylor to launch a tough enforcement era.

"He believes in taking on big cases that will have a major impact," said Patrick Trueman, an advisor to the Family Research Council who headed the Justice Department's anti-pornography unit in the 1980s and was once Taylor's boss. "They are bringing him in for the same reason I did: They want to win, and he is the most experienced guy."

In the 1980s, Taylor was the lawyer for an anti-porn group known as Citizens for Decency Through Law, which was founded by Charles Keating, who later became embroiled in the savings-and-loan scandals and went to jail.

Over the years, Taylor has advised scores of attorneys around the country on the niceties of obscenity law, and two years ago was invited by the Justice Department to participate in a training symposium for new prosecutors.

He maintains a collection of legal papers from pornography cases that covers "every brief in every case," according to Trueman.

Most recently, he has been the president and chief counsel of the National Law Center for Children and Families, a Fairfax, Va., group active in writing federal legislation outlawing indecent material on the Internet as well as fighting child exploitation.

Among the supporters of his law center is Cincinnati billionaire and philanthropist Carl Lindner, who in the early 1990s gained additional celebrity by helping lead the opposition to a local exhibit of sexually explicit work by photographer Robert Mapplethorpe.

Lindner gave Taylor's group $100,000 in 2002, according to federal tax records.

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Christina Bored with Boobiegate

Christina Aguilera, the voice of reason?

She may not have a grasp of fashion or hair styles, but the "Beautiful" chanteuse seems to have the Janet Jackson situation all figured out. "There are a lot more things going on in the world today, politically and otherwise," she said backstage at the Grammy Awards."It's like, come on, people are bored at this point to still be talking about a boob. We all have 'em, so, you know, it's OK." Word.

In other Grammy news, CBS has apparently decided the best defense is a good offense when it comes to the nipple kerfuffle, insisting that Janet and Justin were always welcome at the awards. "Ms. Jackson and Mr. Timberlake were invited to participate in the show as long as they agreed to apologize on the air for what happened during our network's broadcast of the Super Bowl Halftime Show," CBS said in a statement on Sunday. "Ms. Jackson declined the invitation. Mr. Timberlake accepted." Justin's apology, such as it was: "What occurred was unintentional, completely regrettable, and I apologize if you guys were offended." Sniff, give us a second to wipe the tear from our eye...

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Ron Jeremy Is Barnicle Bill



Los Angeles, CA 02-14-04 Yesterday on the set of Barnacle Bill the Sailor, was the culmination of what it is all about. Take slapstick comedy, mix it with adult entertainment and top it of with the legend, the one and only Ron Jeremy and you have a masterpiece.

Ron Jeremy spent his morning appearing on 95.5 KLOS-FM with Christy Canyon on a Valentines Day theme show for Marc and Brian. Later on he was in studio at KTLA doing PR interviews for The Surreal Life. At approximately 1:30 in the afternoon, there was a knock on the door and who popped his head in, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Ron Jeremy.

The morning hours for the small on location crew of Barnacle Bill the Sailor, consisted of co-producer Steve Banan, still photographers Ernie Flores and Gordon. Ever so present were adult stars Nicole Moore, Lani Lei, and Vickie Vouge. To round off this motley crew was Joe Diamond, a writer for Fox/Gallery magazine. After breakfast everyone walked back over to the location, the setups were discussed. Lani Lei and her stepsister Nicole Moore put on their make up and their dresses and principal photography on Barnacle Bill the Sailor began.

The scene begins with the famous knock on the door and those ever so humble words. Who's that knocking at my door said the fair young maiden. In this case Barnacle Bill, did not only have one fair young maiden (Lani Lei) he got lucky and had two, when he discovered her stepsister (Nicole Moore) hiding in the bathroom. After viewing the daily's I saw just about the hottest girl-girl scene and they were just messing around.

They come back and shoot it for real this Tuesday. I understand, Brooke Hunter has been added as one the new fair young maidens and she will be shooting this Tuesday as well. Vickie Vogue was up next to test the man with the 10" cock who goes around the sea front community picking locks of the fear young maidens. The piece opens up and we find Vickie Vogue masturbating, when Barnacle Bill comes a calling. Barnacle Bill (Ron Jeremy) brings slapstick comedy as well as XXX hardcore sex to every scene. Directed by the legend Ron Jeremy the talent was at ease and following his every command and directions. Behind the camera a true genius Steve Banan brings nothing less then share enjoyment and pure genius to the piece.

Looking at the behind the scenes footage that was shot, it looked like everyone was up for it and having a wonderful time. Vickie Vogue said, "I have worked with Ron Jeremy before, but nothing like this. The man is fantastic to work with and I would do it repeatedly, if he would have me. Steve Banan, well what could I say to loosen me up a bit and get my animation flowing, while we were shooting, he breaks out with this beautiful voice into a song from "The Sound Of Music", how do you solve a problem like Maria, but he changes the words to how do you solve a problem like Vickie. How do you catch a wave upon the sand. Within a couple of seconds, I and most of the crew and talent were singing right along with him.."

Steve Banan told me " It was so easy working with a profesional the likes of Ernie Flores. Ernie, Gordon and i worked so great together; it was as though we had worked together in the past. That is what I need around me, photographers who just know the cuts. It makes my job so easy. Banan Enterianemnt Group offered Ernie Flores and Godon permanent positions when we are shooting as our still photograhers, they acepted and i am so glad to welcome them home."

The last piece of the day's shoot involved Barnacle Bill (Ron Jeremy) picking the lock of Nicole's (Nicole Moore) door wanting to cum for more, while she was snoring in bed, Barnacle Bill crept in 10" by 10" step by step into her bed. She awoke suddenly to find her hand around Barnacle Bill's 10". Barnacle Bill the Sailor continues to shoot with new porn stars this Tuesday in and around Los Angeles. Nicole Moore said, "Ron Jeremy is a true professional that made me laugh. It was hard for me to keep a straight face with his boyish and devilish expressions. Not to mention he sure knows how to make a women climax. What was so amazing to me was his precise count down to the pop shot. Barnacle Bill the Sailor can be found on the FM Network later this month at www.barnaclebillthesailor.com

If you are female talent and would like to be considered for Barnacle Bill the Sailor, as one of the fair young maidens email Banan Entertainment Group, Inc. at sbanan@thevine.net

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Inside View With Selena Silver

New Show on KSEXradio.com mirrors AdultDVDtalk.com Column

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA - Fans have been reading and enjoying her column The Inside View on Adult DVD Talk [www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/insideview.asp] daily, taking a look at porn from the perspective of a pornstar, viewing her picture galleries and reading her adult DVD reviews. Now Selena Silver followers can listen and watch her live every Wednesday night on KSEXradio.com on a show logically entitled, "The Inside View."

Silver, who hosts the show along side her spouse Kent, begins her official on-air start this Wednesday at 6:00pm (PST). Each week Selena will announce her "Pick of the Week" and some lucky listeners can win the DVD she promotes by participating in some form of on-air contest.

"We've always loved Selena when she came in as a guest," Program Director, Wankus claimed, "she's sexy as hell, has a great personality and as innocent as she appears-she's a nasty and naughty sex star."

It is free to listen to KSEXradio.com and fans who want to interact in the chat room are welcome to do so at no cost, as well. Members of the popular 24/7 internet sex-talk radio station can watch all the hot action on the in-studio webcams.

Silver now becomes KSEXradio.com's 40th Porn Jockey [PJ] on the active roster, included in a list of superstars like, Tera Patrick, Ginger & Amber Lynn, Kaylani Lei, Carmen Luvana, Alexis Amore', Katie Morgan, Felicia Fox, Violet Blue, Sierra, Rebecca Love, Brooke Hunter & Don Hollywood, Lisa Sparxxx, Keri Windsor, Michele Raven, Layla Jade, Dee, KSEX Daisy, Chris & Alana Evans, Kylie Ireland, Cytherea, Gauge and Ann Marie.

KSEXradio.com -- brought to fans by Adam & Eve -- We Get It On!

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

I Know You're Watching

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Reality TV shows and sex clubs are all the rage these days and leading adult production house New Sensations has borrowed a page from both with its intimate new series 'I Know You're Watching'.

Faced with a demanding public who gets off watching others play, 'I Know You're Watching' #2 allows the viewer to become a sideline participant to the sexual exploits of cute girls caught doing the 'wild thing'.

This brazen new series provides you with a green light to sit and watch as the most beautiful and sexually explicit girls talk dirty directly to you while having torrid sex with other highly sexed participants.

Today's local sex clubs provide the definitive voyeuristic element to the art of watching sex and the raw feeling of excitement is exactly what you get from 'I Know Your Watching' #2.

Imagine walking into the rooms of a house where wild sexual acts are taking place. You don't want to get caught peeking so you sneak in, but when discovered, you are not asked to leave. Instead you are invited to get up close and watch all of the sexy action as the girls tell you exactly what they are feeling inside as they continue on having sex.

Catch Asian hotties Rose, Lucy Lee, and Nautica Thorn with Missy Monroe and Kylie Ray getting shafted by the biggest drills in California.

Don't peek, because they know you're watching--but it's OK.

'I Know You're Watching' #2 is in stores now in both DVD and VHS formats.

www.newsensations.com

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Twisted From Anarchy



Directed by Erin Sky Cast: Cytherea, Soma, Kayla Paige, Jacquelin, Sara Rose Tony Sexton, Brett Rockman, Alex, Johnny Thrust, Meat Puppet. 120 min. (VHS);140 min. (DVD).

Just how twisted are you? Not as twisted as we are, we can assure you, and to prove it, we're releasing our idea of what we call twisted, and it's pretty fucking, well, twisted.

Start with cover girl Cytherea. Looks kind of goth girly dangerous, doesn't she? Wait until you see this creature of the night spread her legs and spray a gush of pussy juice. She ain't called the Squirt Queen for nothin'. But it doesn't end there. See Johnny Thrust stand on her head in the grudge fuck of the year.

Asian slut Jacquelin shows us just what it means to luv you long time as she gnaws on Aussie Tony Sexton's barbie bone, and gets hosed down in the hot tub.

Soma is the filthiest talking slut we've ever heard, and that's saying something. Watch her taunt Brett Rockman into fucking her hot hole like the dirty dog she is.

Kayla Paige is a dom with an agenda. All men must die! She takes her rage out on Meat Puppet, slapping his face, then forcing him to shove some anal beads up her ass as he fucks her pussy.

Sarah is a European with a serious fetish fantasy. She likes to wear a mask of makeup around her eyes as she sucks cock and gets fucked. But the one thing they all have in common is, they're all Twisted.

Ship Date: February 11
Street Date: February 18

Back To Top

February 16th, 2004

Networx Debuts Amateur Adult Line

All I can say is that I warned all of you about not sending pictures with your press releases...



February 5, 2004 - Networx, the producers and distributors of the popular HomeSexTapes.com amateur adult video line, has announced the debut of it’s DVDs on AdultDVDOvernight.com.

"For the past seven years, we have sold our videos exclusively through our own websites, direct to consumers," said Hal Maroon, president of Networx. "This alliance with AdultDVDOvernight represents the start of a new phase of distribution which will introduce our amateur videos to a much broader adult audience."

AdultDVDOvernight is one of the few online DVD retailers that cater to both mainstream and adult audiences, according to the company’s Laurence Master. This makes for an ideal demographic match to the HomeSexTapes.com line, given its proven appeal to a mainstream audience. "Contrary to the stereotypes, it’s not old men in raincoats who buy our DVDs," said Networx’s Maroon. "Our buyers are successful, diverse professionals who appreciate this unique brand of adult entertainment."

Networx has been involved in the adult industry since 1994, when it introduced its monthly amateur video newsletter, Homemade Hot Shots. Paper publishing evolved into video production and distribution in 1997 which today is the company’s mainstay. The HomeSexTapes.com product line consists exclusively of genuine amateur adult footage, some shot by the company itself and some acquired from individuals and couples around the country.

Networx expects to ink wholesale sales deals with a number of other online and brick-and-mortar adult video retailers in the next several months, further expanding its reach in the marketplace. Interested retailers are encouraged to contact company president Hal Maroon directly for details.

For information: http://HomeSexTapes.com
Contact: hal@homesextapes.com
Phone: 877-312-9940

Back To Top

February 15th, 2004

Early Entries from FUSXION

EARLY ENTRIESEARLY ENTRIES

See The TRAILER
 

STARRING: Trinity, Mary Lou, Rose, Teoni, Delilah, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Jon Dough, Mark Davis

DIRECTED BY: Pat Myne

REVIEWS: 5 STARS Early Entries will no doubt become one of the staple new girl lines in the industry in no time. In this first installment, Award-Winning Director Pat Myne does not disappoint. The girls are fresh, they are new, they are gorgeous...And most importantly, they are as nasty as they want to be! - Mixxxed Media

SYNOPSIS: Watch these filthy first-timers get royally fucked by the top woodsmen in the industry, including Contract Performer Trinity in her FIRST EVER ANAL SCENE and Rose's FIRST EVER BOY-GIRL SCENE.

Street Date 02/20/2004

For wholesale and distribution info - email U.S. Sales - sales@metrointeractivesales.com
Or visit www.metrointeractive.com for more details

Back To Top

February 13th, 2004

This Valentine's Day, Give The Gift of Nick Manning

Stuck? Don't know what to get your lady for that special day of all days? Think she is sick of chocolate from Godiva, long-stem red roses, perfume, lingerie from Victoria's Secret, jewelry from Tiffany's, and expensive candle lit dinners at 5 star Cuisine Eateries?

You know what your lady really wants for Valentine's Day? That's right. She wants Nick Manning. Oh yeah. All of you jealous husbands out there had better just come to terms with it now. After all, there is nothing any of us can do to compete with an Adonis like this.

So, now that it's all settled, how do you get your special lady some Nick for the day? I don't really know. I guess the geniune article might be hard to come by given that it's only one day and it's not like he's a cross between Deuce Bigalow and Santa Claus, in which case he could hump his way down the chimney, bang-bang like Nacho on a tranny, and be off to the next house, leaving in his wake a trail of satisfied women.

No. This is not possible yet. If you are reading this from the near future in an archive and you know a way to give Nick tghese extra superhuman powers that he does not currently possess and you have invented a time machine, then please come back to the year 2004, where we still don't ahve flying cars and children die of starvation all over the world every day, and GIVE THESE POWERS TO NICK MANNING!!!

You know what? Scratch that. If watching old reruns of Quantum Leap has taught me anything, it's that we shouldn't mess with time. Look what it did to Michael J.Fox for crying out loud. I have another idea.

Contrary to what Carly thinks, every woman in the world, minus her, wants some Nick Manning porn. So here is what you do. Go to the sex store, buy a monkeyload full of Nick's burners, and then buy some sex toys that vibrate REALLY fast and don't forget the anal beads. Then get a kiddie pool, put it in your living room, and fill it up with Crisco. Put on your worst cheetah print jock strap banana hammock and stand in the kiddie pool with the toys and the movies. Wait for her to come home.

Trust me fellas...this WILL work!!!

This Valentine's Day, give the gift of Nick Manning, and she will love you forever...

Back To Top

February 13th, 2004

Freaky Friday

Watch out! It's freaky Friday the 13th. Strange and unusual things will occur today so avoid switching bodies with anybody or trekking off to remote mountain areas to go camping and showering alone. Most of all, if you are, for some odd reason, running for your life from some machette wielding psycho through a dark forest wearing a towel, and you are a smoking hot chick, DO NOT TRIP!!!

By the way, this is one of my favorite pictures of Temptress. My favorite picture is of course in my private collection and features her in Santa Barabara with all of her clothing on. You don't get to see it.

I hope you all had a good week and that you have a wonderful Valentine's Day weekend. If you are married and miserable, take the time to examine why your marriage sucks and how you can make it better, rather than writing another year of your life off.

If you are single and have nothing to do, don't sweat it. The holiday is really just another consumer event for the most part. Do something special for yourself. Visit your local strip club and lavish attention upon the aspiring actresses and starving college students who kindly take thier clothes off for you.

If you are gay it is a great weekend to visit San Fransisco, because you can now get LEGALLY married there, whether or not Arnold thinks it's cool. I'll bet you can't get a flight to the Bay Area to save your life right now though. I'll bet West Hollywood is empty this weekend. I'll bet the Highway Patrol along the 101 North, especially in Kings County California, is freaking out right now as more cars with rainbow flags than during the gay pride parade are no doubt crammed bumper to bumper on the pilgramige to the land of Raggedy Andy.

All the rest of you happy couples, swingers, sluts, and perverts...good peoples in touch with their sexuality...have fun and let it all hang out. It's more than O.K. to be sappy, loving, and romantic this weekend, despite what anyone says or does. Rejoice in your love for one another.

I have a long and lusty weekend planned with J and I can't wait...I will give details later.

Back To Top

February 13th, 2004

Fayner Freed On Technicality!

HCG wants to wish Scott Fayner of LUKEFORD.COM a great big welcome home and congrats for sticking it to the man! It sucks to be in jail. The food is bad, people kind of smell, and you can get nasty infections from just sleeping on the sheets.

Plus you can't take a shit for the duration.

We were just getting the old Nelson Mandela team together for the FREE FAYNER party, and since it's an election year, we thought we had a pretty good shot, when he got himself sprung with his shifty lawyer.

Way to go. Justice is blind, sure, but she gives some good head if you can pay for it.

Back To Top

February 13th, 2004

Angelina Jolie Dumps Bad Boy Farrell

He still got to fuck her though, didn't he?


Britney Spears isn't the only tabloid staple staying in touch with an ex. Santa Claus was seen recently adding some bling to his grill with his old flame, the tooth fairy. The dish and the spoon were seen holding hands in Huntington Beach and Big Bird was caught last week getting jiggy in a trash can in Echo Park with Oscar by my man Pedro who had been up all night smokin' shrooms.

And then this shit happened too...

Angelina Jolie has apparently ditched ladies' man Colin Farrell, acoording to HCG Insider ICEY ICE, to reunite with her first husband, British actor Jonny Lee Miller. Homeless Guy Jimmy reports that on Jan. 28, the onetime lovebirds hit a Los Angeles tattoo parlor, where a Sundowner caught them snogging and grinding before they went under the dancing electric needle.

We need to get some new and more reliable employees though. I am sick of paying out in cheap crack cut with gasoline and food stamps.

Back To Top

February 13th, 2004

Nude Couple Imitate Rodin

Two nude models recreated Rodin's famous sculpture The Kiss at a new exhibition of art inspired by love just in time for Valentine's Day.

Brazilian-born Laeticia Basgal, 29, and Russian Alexandre Abramenkovas, 27, held the romantic clinch for half-an-hour as visitors walked round them at The Arndean Gallery in central London.

The professional life models, both based in London, enjoyed the show so much they came back another night to do it again.

The gallery is currently hosting The Art of Love, an exhibition of entries to a competition organised by online art portal Londonart.

The contest drew more than 1,000 entries from artists as far afield as Armenia and Italy, as well as across the UK, with the best 100 picked out this week's show.

The winning entry, revealed last night, was Kiss, by 27-year-old London-based painter Zachary Walsh.

A spokesperson for Londonart said they had chosen to recreate Rodin's marble masterpiece on Tuesday and Wednesday night because it was one of the perfect love pieces which everyone knew and related to romance.

The sculpture, dating from the beginning of the 20th century, depicts two figures in the middle of an adulterous affair a man with his brother's wife.

The exhibition at The Arndean continues until Saturday.

I'm sure XXXChurch will try to ban art next for depicting "un-Christian" values...

Back To Top

February 13th, 2004

Strip Poker

PORN STAR POKER WORLD TOUR/LA

Coming to LA on Sunday, May 23, 2004

Nicole Moore is the first star player to sign on.

Adult Industry Entertainment (AIE) is excited to announce that it is producing Porn Star Poker World Tour/LA. (pspwt.com)

This unique game concept will be filmed in LA before a live audience of fans while porn stars play “no-limit Texas hold-em”

The game show will be sold on DVD and include the post party at an LA strip club where the fans can get dances with nude porn stars.

There will be no nudity during the play of the game and the stars will not play with their own money. A director has not been selected. Talent wanting to play and interested directors, sponsors and distributors should email pornpoker@pspwt.com More cities will be added. AIE continues to innovate by providing the finest in live in adult entertainment.

Back To Top