February 23rd, 2004

Look Out Arizona!!!

Look Out Arizona, because coming at you next weekend is the dynamic duo of Kelly Erikson and Ann Marie, two of METRO's hottest contract stars, LIVE AND IN PERSON!!!

Ann Marie will spend the better part of next week knee deep in women that you can only dream of for her directoral debut of BABES ILLUSTRATED and then her and Kelly will be taking the desert heat to new heights at a Castle Megastore near you.

On Friday, February 27th from 5 pm to 9 pm, these lovely ladies will be signing in Phoenix Arizona at the Castle Megastore on 21815 N. 26th Street. Call ahead and ask if you don't believe me. Their number is 602-286-9488.

Then on Saturday they are headed to Mesa Arizona to the Catle Megastore, you lucky bastards, from 12 pm to 3 pm @ 835 East Apache Trail. Trust me, this won't be a trial of tears!

As if that wasn't enough, these super babes will then boogie back on over to Phoenix for ONE MORE SIGNING from 6 pm to 9 pm at the Castle Megastore again! You guys out there in Phoenix really don't have a clue how lucky you all are. I'm serious. Two nights of Kelly and Ann Marie? Forget about it.

Listen. This is what I suggest you do. Go the first night and bring your camera. Take lots of cool pictures of them, with them, whatnot...Then the next day while they are in Mesa, get the photos developed at a one hour fotomat with double prints. Bring the pictures back to the next night signing and get one signed and give one set to them as a gift. Your buddies will not believe you but how will they be able to argue when you've got the proof?

Wrap your noodle around that for a while. Until next weekend, smack it to the picture above or click the link and check these sites out...

www.kellyerikson.com

xxxannmarie.com

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February 23rd, 2004

Amateur Performer Shannon Getsit Seriously Injured

Adult Star Shannon Getsit Seriously Injured

By Cindi Loftus

I am very sorry to report that Adult Star Shannon Getsit was very seriously injured on Monday. Shannon was cooking dinner on Monday afternoon when she had an epileptic seizure. The sweater she was wearing caught on fire. Her husband Dave smelled smoke and ran to the kitchen where he got Shannon to the ground and put out the fire. Shannon was medi-vacted to a Hospital’s burn center in Allentown Pennsylvania. Shannon has suffered 4th degrees burns over 40% of her body. Dave tells me that right now Shannon is in an induced coma and medically paralyzed. She has a tracheotomy and is on a ventilator. She will be kept in this condition for 20-30 days to give her body a chance to begin recovery. Once Shannon is brought out of the coma the prognosis is that she will spend several months in intensive care and at least a year in physical therapy.

Dave was also injured in that he has 2nd and 3rd degree burns to his hands and arms, which he received while saving Shannon.

Dave and Shannon have no health insurance and are going to need our help to get through this long and expensive process. I am waiting for more information as to where we can send monetary help. A couple of Dave and Shannon's friends from their local swing club are setting up a bank account. As soon as I have an address I will post it. They are also setting up an webpage and an e-mail address. I will update you as soon as I have the info. Dave, of course, has much more important things on his mind. As he said to me during our phone conversation " Shannon is alive, and we'll take it from there"

To send financial help for Shannon and Dave make check out to Monica M Smith, in the memo section write Shannon's fund, on the back write FOR DEPOSIT ONLY. Mail to POB 555, Elizabeth Town, PA 17022. I've been told that the reason the account has been opened in Shannon's friend’s name is because if Shannon has the account in her name it will make her ineligible for any government help.

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February 23rd, 2004

I Hate Weekend Updates

February 21st, 2004

I should be skiing right now or working on the next award winning script I can churn out or fucking my lovely girlfriend six ways to Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!

I fucking hate updating on weekends. It feels unfair. I have so much good stuff jamming up my mail slot, that sounds terrible, that I can't help it. I simply can't be the last to post this shit. It makes me feel like Adult Industry News, posting four months late on AVN scoops.

Here is a good one for you...SCOOP!!! Justine shot for Andrew Blake last week in Los Angeles. The movie starred Adriana Sage and Dahlia Grey. That is all I can tell you without getting into trouble and I probably shouldn't have told you that.

This is what sucks. People tell me everything, but then beg me not to tell anyone. Axel Braun told me about his PRIVATE deal, which is now kapput and I hear he wandered over to New Sensations, but begged me not to tell anyone until AVN ran it.

Fuck that noise!

But I had to obey his wishes. Then I call TJ formerly of Pure Play and he tells me that he is having a fantastic day in Maui. I tell him to call me and he swears that when he gets him he will give me the scoop on him and PP. Nothing. Then I read it on AVN.

I am really starting to feel disgruntled with Dan Miller.

I wish I could tell all of you the wonderful and juicy tidbits that make this business so damn much fun and which male performer is stalking which other male performer and who is on glass today and who runs a house full of porn girls and leeches off of them. It is almost too easy at this point. The problem is that if I did that I couldn't bring you the other good stuff I bring you like interviews and snippets and pictures from sets and most importantly, pictures from parties, because I would be banned like DUKE and then we would have nothing.

If you are reading this and you promised me your big scoop, bullocks to you. Next time call me like you promised after you speak to AVN.

Forgive my temper. It's just that I wish I was skiing today and now I have to update.

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February 23rd, 2004

Swami Speaks Candidly About Bannan, KSEX, & PSK

For the record I always feel that if I am going to trash somebody I will give them my identity so that they know who it is. After reading about the events surrounding everything with Layla Jade, KSEX and Sardos I wanted to give everyone my two cents.

As far as Sardos and porn fans go, what has been said is out of line completely. What happened to Lisa the Lesbian was tragic, outrageous, and uncalled for and I hope they catch the bastard who caused her illness and lock him up for good. That being said, for people to be trashing the event and calling the fans social desperados who can't get laid.

Now call me crazy but for a producer/management to be insulting his own customers smacks of hypocrisy and suggests that he hates the industry itself. The fans are fans, no better or worse and they generally get high spiriter and sometimes rowdy when they are with celebrities. But that is what many adult film performers like about Sardos is that it is unlike any entertainment/sports venue in that the performers get to meet and party with the "desperados"... WHO PAY THEIR BILLS!

As far as it being dingy and a pit, maybe it is and maybe it isn't. I have never been there but the point is it is tradition and makes it a home to the regular people. The rich and high and mighty don't get it, but for the regular joes who just want to go someplace where it feels comfortable and friendly, you can't put a price on that.

Now for Layla Jade. I have contacts in sports from boxing to baseball and basketball. All of these sports have various performers and athletes who are from different countries and live here. And like Miss Jade, they all have Visa, are documented and kept a watchful eye by the government. If for one second they found out that Ms. Jade was here illegally they would have deported her IMMEDIATELY knowing that the government is cracking down on illegals. But what reeks of all of this is that this rumor has been spread without any facts, and without having the person know about this. Already I have talked to two other women in this industry who have had rumors started about them being deported and it is hurtful in two ways. One it causes fear and panic from them because they are not sure that it false and if it is it means that someone is trying to ruin them. The second is that their financial situation is put in jeopardy because directors, photographers and producers don't want to get in the crosshairs of the INS. Even KSEX Radio would back down because the last thing any radio station wants to do is draw the ire from the government.

In closing I have nothing to do with KSEX Radio, Layla Jade or Sardos. I just feel that Steve Bannan is way out of line here and has come across as arrogant, stuck up and childish. If her has a problem with the three groups he should talk to them face to face and not spread rumors. And if he has a problem with me, then feel free to contact me for I will not hide behind a pseudonym or any other name!

Chris Connor a.k.a Sports Swami Body Shots and Money Shots
www.cybersationusa.com






RANTING DEVAN'S TAKE---

Just for the record, I too thought it was excessively foolish, and childish, to spout off about Layla's legal status. Does Steve really wish to draw more fire from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT on industry practices because he has a beef with KSEX or Layla? Does he want to be the one that insures that all those foreign hotties have perfect visas before visiting the land of the free and the home of the brave? many have said that Steve's behavior has been erratic as of late, and this was put out just prior to his stroke. I didn't want to jump on it because he obviously wasn't in his right state of mind and couldn't defend himself. Then again, most people that I confront can't defend themselves or their actions in porn anyway.

I don't have much to say about Sardo's but I can say this...Fans Do Not Pay Girls Salaries. Rapacious porn companies pay them a pittance for their extraordinary sacrifices, keeping all the rewards for themselves in their incessant cupidity. We are not talking about movie stars here who make millions and can hide, sometimes, from the fans and cameras. Porn stars make less than one percent of the profits they personally generate for these films and are usually dead broke by the time the check actually clears. They are fodder in a pornographic class war between wealthy capitalists who set the rules for trade and unctuous, sycophants who call themselves producers and for some reason seem uber concerned about saving rich content owners their spare change.

PSK is about having a place to come together as industry people and have fun together, without an award show or an orgy, and if the fans are cool, then right on. It is not about the guy who buys one DVSX release and then thinks he has a claim on the life of the girl he fancies because he buys beer and oogles her while she does her best Yoko Ono impersonation to HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF. Nowhere as much as in porn does the true meaning of fan, which is FANATIC, come into play.

Sorry Swami. I got love for you but you hit a nerve for me. And everyone knows that my name is Devan. If you don't know what I look like yet, check out BARELY LEGAL ON VACATION by Hustler or SEX EVIL from Metro. It won't leave anything to the imagination.

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February 23rd, 2004

Nic Andrew's LOADED At Last

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND RELEASES VIDEO TRAILER FOR LOADED

Digital Playground is excited to release the video trailer for Loaded, an action-packed, high-octane feature that masterfully combines an intriguing storyline with passionate and erotic sex. Loaded is award winning and internationally acclaimed writer and director, Nic Andrews’ most comprehensive and ambitious project to date, starring contract super star, Jesse Jane with Asia Carrera, Brittney Skye, Lea DeMae, Eric Masterson, Lee Stone and Barrett Blade. Digital Playground’s Loaded DVD includes over a dozen extra features, including a bonus sex scene starring Jesse Jane, a special 15 minute behind-the scenes report, a running audio commentary and a hilarious blooper reel. With simultaneous DVD and VHS release, Loaded will ship February 24 for a March 2 street date worldwide.

The Loaded trailer can be viewed and downloaded NOW at

http://www.digitalplayground.com/mov/loaded.html

Digital Playground is offering this state of the art preview and covering all bandwidth completely FREE of CHARGE to all distributors, retailers, affiliate and fan websites in coordination with the March 2 release date of Loaded. Supporting photo content for all markets, hard, soft and glamour is also available at http://www.DigitalPlayground.com . If you have any questions regarding the download process, please contact Adella@DigitalPlayground.com .

Digital Playground’s Loaded tells a fast-paced story about cold-blooded killers, detectives and witnesses, all working against the clock. The action on one day of filming alone was so intense Fox News covered the San Pedro Harbor boat explosions from the air and the ground. With hundreds of special effects, real drag races, insane gun fire and scintillating sex scenes exposing an A-list cast, director Nic Andrews sets a new standard.

Digital Playground, the filmmaker’s company, combines award-winning stars with award-winning directors and a state of the art special effects team. If you would like to request review materials, schedule interviews or layouts with Nic Andrews, Jesse Jane or any of Digital Playground’s directors or stars, please contact Adella@DigitalPlayground.com.

Jesse Jane is a trademark of Digital Playground, Inc. and all rights are reserved worldwide.

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February 23rd, 2004

American Flag in Penises and Vulvas on Ebay



The concept and design of "United State" Flag by Mikhail Armalinsky are being auctioned on Ebay (Item number: 2989039990).

"United State" Flag (http://www.mipco.com/flag.html) was printed on the cover of SCREW Magazine, New York; 1989, July 3, issue 1,061.

"United State" Flag is in the collection of the Museum of Sex in New York City (http://www.museumofsex.org).

Mikhail Armalinsky is the well known Russian author and the publisher of the international bestseller "Secret Journal 1836-1837" by Alexander Pushkin. (http://www.mipco.com/english/push.html)
Armalinsky is the founder of the Temple of Genitals that was recently auctioned on Ebay (see at http://www.ainews.com/story/6156/).

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February 20th, 2004

The Return Of Coral Sands

February 20, 2004 CORAL SANDS MAKE PORN COMEBACK WANTS ANAL Los Angeles, CA - Coral Sands, star of 300 adult films, with about 280 being girl/girl scenes is making her hardcore return. 28 year old Coral Sands has been feature dancing and doing fetish shoots for the past two years but is itching to get back in front of the camera to do hardcore. She has never done an anal scene and her booking agency [www.modelgig.com] is fielding offers for her first anal ever. Coral is currently on the feature dancing curcuit for another three weeks, then is back in Los Angeles ready to shoot some movies. Coral can be booked through [www.modelgig.com].

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February 20th, 2004

JM Pro Giving Out Easter Eggs In February

Canoga Park, CA - Beginning this week with Perverted Stories 15 on DVD, JM Productions will begin including special "Easter Eggs" on all of its future DVD releases. DVD Easter Eggs are hidden bonus features that may be accessed only by entering specific button sequences with your DVD player's remote control while browsing the disc's menus.

JM's Easter Eggs may include additional hardcore footage from the movie, behind the scenes footage from that or another JM release, bonus scenes or other demented content we may dream up. "DVD Easter Eggs are our way of giving even more stroke value to the fans," explains J.M. owner Jeff Steward, "This feature will be something that true perverts will appreciate."

"As many DVD enthusiasts know, Easter Eggs have been available on mainstream titles for years," points out J.M. publicist Tony Malice, "Sadly though, those Easter Eggs usually don't have disturbingly gaped anuses or whores drenched in buckets of stinky cum. It's just not right. We pledge to pick up where Hollywood left off."

To access the bonus content on any Easter Egg equipped JM DVD, simply highlight the "chapters" button on the disc's main menu, then press (using the cursor buttons) [right], [right], & [down]. This will highlight the JM logo. Then simply press [select] or [ok] to begin playing the Easter Egg. A comprehensive list of JM DVD's containing Easter Eggs will be maintained on Jerkoffzone.com.

Perverted Stories 15 DVD hits the streets on March 1st. You may order it and other high quality stroke material on Jerkoffzone.com today. Distributors wishing to carry JM DVDs and videos should contact us at (800) 550-3659.

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February 20th, 2004

Scooping Up The Hot Teens and Bopping Em On The Head

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device...
EAGLES, HOTEL CALIFORNIA


I haven't been feeling right mentally lately. I think it's because I went back to shooting porn. Last night I dreamed that a tall man dressed in a rabbit suit was raping a hot, blonde teen with a rigid carrot and that she liked it. Suddenly oompa loompas jumped out of the rabbits ass and gangbanged her. Then they all burst into tentacles and made her cum until she died with an indelible smile on her face.

I don't know but out of nowhere everything seems sexual. I can feel spring approaching in my balls and it unnerves me. Could this be the end of the winter intellect, packed away until next fall when the whims of summer are gone and the girls are wearing clothes again in L.A.?

You tell me. Tell me anything. I read the hits this site gets and the fan mail doesn't correspond at all. Do something, you perves, besides clicking all the pictures, which is cool and all, but less interactive. Tell me what you want. Tell me what to shoot. Tell me who you are.

Send me naked pictures. I don't care. I will post them. I want them. We all want them. Expose yourself for fuck's sake. Why not?

Rock and roll...

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February 20th, 2004

Bill Maher On Gay Marriage

Valentine's Day, that great state holiday
By Bill Maher, 2/14/2004


NEW RULE: You can't claim you're the party of smaller government, and then clamor to make laws about love. If there's one area I don't want the US government to add to its list of screw-ups, it's love.

On the occasion of this Valentine's Day, let's stop and ask ourselves: What business is it of the state how consenting adults choose to pair off, share expenses, and eventually stop having sex with each other?

And why does the Bush administration want a constitutional amendment about weddings? Hey, birthdays are important, too -- why not include them in the great document? Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake -- you know, to send the right message to kids.

Republicans are always saying we should privatize things, like schools, prison, Social Security -- OK, so how about we privatize privacy? If the government forbids gay men from tying the knot, what's their alternative? They can't all marry Liza Minnelli.

Republicans used to be the party that opposed social engineering, but now they push programs to outlaw marriage for some people, and encourage it for others. If you're straight, there's a billion-five in the budget to encourage and promote marriage -- including seed money to pay an old Jewish woman to call up people at random and say "So why aren't you married, Mr. Big Shot?"

But when it comes to homosexuals, Republicans sing "I Love You Just the Way You Oughta Be." They oppose gay marriage because it threatens or mocks -- or does something -- to the "sanctity of marriage," as if anything you can do drunk out of your mind in front of an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas could be considered sacred. Half the people who pledge eternal love are doing it because one of them is either knocked-up, rich or desperate, but in George Bush's mind, marriage is only a beautiful lifetime bond of love and sharing -- kind of like what his Dad has with the Saudis.

But at least the right wing aren't hypocrites on this issue -- they really believe that homosexuality, because it says so in the Bible, is an "abomination" and a "dysfunction" that's "curable": they believe that if a gay man just devotes his life to Jesus, he'll stop being gay -- because the theory worked out so well with the Catholic priests.

But the greater shame in this story goes to the Democrats, because they don't believe homosexuality is an "abomination," and therefore their refusal to endorse gay marriage is a hypocrisy. The right are true believers, but the Democrats are merely pretending that they believe gays are not entitled to the same state-sanctioned misery as the rest of us. The Democrats' position doesn't come from the Bible, it's ripped right from the latest poll, which says that most Americans are against gay marriage.

Well, you know what: Sometimes "most Americans" are wrong. Where's the Democrat who will stand up and go beyond the half measures of "civil union" and "hate the sin, love the sinner," and say loud and clear: `There IS no sin, and homosexuality is NOT an abomination' -- although that Boy George musical Rosie O'Donnell put on comes close. The only thing abominable about being gay is the amount of time you have to put in at the gym.

But that aside, the law in this country should reflect that some people are just born 100 percent outrageously, fabulously, undeniably Fire Island gay, and that they don't need re-programming. They need a man with a slow hand.

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

Bill Maher is host of "Real Time with Bill Maher."


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February 20th, 2004

He Is Watching You


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February 20th, 2004

Terminators of Porn

Jewel De'Nyle and Bisexual Britni team up in an explosive and unstoppable pairing of entrepreneural expertise! Jewel, the one and only top female brain in the industry, whose company, Platinum X is the fastest spreading firestorm since Vivid Video has joined forces with Bisexual Britni! The one and only Star Whore has hired the one and only Teen Queen of Extreme for the position of her publicist. Britni poises, pen in hand, to create lyrical explosions with each press release demanded of her. She is the farthest reaching voice on the internet, and most New York Times columnists look up to her literary skill. The likelihood is that, love her or hate her, you know Bisexual Britni. She was the most controversial porn star during her brief participation in adult films. Sadly, she has retired, and left us to a second class brand of sleaze queens that can never match her enthusiasm for being pissed on and anally raped. And now, she is indeed the most controversial porn star concerining political, social, and sexual issues on which she expounds at great length in her world-renowned Bisexual Britni Newsletter. The likelihood is that you yourself are on Britni's list. From Larry Flynt to Jenna Jameson, everyone gets the Bisexual Britni Newsletter. She's worked hard to build such clientele and maintain her status as mailbox priority numero uno.

Jewel noted in one interview, "Britni is just amazing. She can take any event and turn it into solid gold. Her input on controversial topics will give you such a feast of intriguing opinion, you've got thoughts to chew on for weeks."

Jewel De'Nyle herself is no stranger to the adult industry nor controversy. She was also the brains behind the new and rapidly burgeoning adult film company, Platinum X Pictures. They've had some unforseen success in the business which they've inundated. Jewel plans to be one of the biggest, and don't think her retirement is going to stop her. Jewel is one of the most incredible actresses to grace the sperm-stained screen, and even if we were to leave out her physical assets, we'd still be left with a deluge of intellectually based compliments owed. Jewel is perhaps one of the most intelligent women in the pornographic industry. Her business savvy is responsible for her amassed financial comfortability and excess which exists today. Many adult actresses simply ride out their careers for the monetary value of each scene and spend the equivalent as soon as they throw away the day's lube-soaked baby wipes. But Jewel has established herself in the adult business, ensuring that not only would people remember her name, but that they'd continue to hear it even after she was done slurping rods and wiping poles.

And now that Jewel is gone from "in front of the camera", she spends her time behind it, preparing for the next breakthrough in her career: Platinum X Pictures Presents The Unstoppable Jewel De'Nyle.... and The Relentless Bisexual Britni --- The Terminators of Porn.

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February 20th, 2004

Let Me Taste It 2 from DVSX

Let Me Taste It 2- Yummy!

Directed by Steve Drake
Starring: Jessica Love, Camelia, Kate Kaptive, Keiko, Corina Taylor, Lacie Coxx, Petra






What possesses a girl to taste her own juices? Who really knows, but it sure is hot watching them go at it. Let Me Taste It 2, "Yummy", the second helping of this series, really is a tasty treat. With seven sweet girls, 2 tantalizing hours, and 6 scrumptious scenes, you're sure to get a generous serving of all the PTM and ATM action you could possibly ask for.

The very sexy Jessica Love and the exotic Camelia are first up, and they just drool over the thought of tasting each others' juices. They keep pulling the cock out of each other's holes just to get a sample of the creamy concoctions

Corina Taylor looks great in any position, especially with a huge cock in her mouth. Little cutie Kate Kaptive is also one to check out. She just feasts on her own juices and loves it every time.

Be sure to check out the extras on DVD. The cum shot recap is always a plus, especially with girls who love to eat up all the juices! And be sure to visit DVSX.com for free pictures and trailers...and to order your copy today!







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February 20th, 2004

Same Sex Weddings Galvanize Activists

By DAVID CRARY, AP National Writer



San Francisco's defiant choice to perform same-sex marriages by the hundreds is reverberating nationwide as gay-rights groups celebrate, their adversaries hope for a backlash and politicians wrestle with how to respond.

Mayors in Chicago, Salt Lake City and upstate New York spoke favorably of the weddings, but many politicians - including some liberal Democrats - are unsettled by the spectacle of more than 2,700 gay and lesbian couples wed over the past week at San Francisco's city hall.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., an outspoken supporter of gay rights, issued a terse statement that offered no praise for San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., one of three openly gay members of Congress, suggested Newsom's action could undermine long-term efforts to legalize gay marriage in Massachusetts and fuel support for a federal constitutional amendment banning such unions.

On the Republican side, President Bush (news - web sites) said the San Francisco weddings troubled him, and could influence his decision on whether to support the proposed constitutional amendment.

Yet some conservative groups felt both Bush and California's Republican governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites), were being too timid.

"A real terminator would end the anarchy by enforcing the law he swore an oath to uphold," said Jan LaRue, chief counsel for Concerned Women for America, in reference to Schwarzenegger - who asked Newsom to stop the marriages. LaRue's organization said the Justice Department (news - web sites) and California officials should consider launching criminal proceedings against the San Francisco mayor and his staff for performing illegal marriages.

The Lambda Legal Defense and Education Fund, a gay-rights organization, said it had analyzed relevant California laws and determined that threats of criminal action "are groundless and should be ignored."

"These kinds of wild assertions. ... seem designed only to frighten couples and city workers," said Jon Davidson, a Los Angeles-based senior counsel for Lambda Legal.

Meanwhile, the city of San Francisco said Thursday it is suing the state of California, challenging its ban on same-sex marriages on constitutional grounds.

Even before the San Francisco weddings, gay marriage had emerged as a volatile election-year topic, largely because of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court's ruling last year that the state must start recognizing gay marriages as of May 17.

"Where's the rule of law?" asked Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council. "You have judges acting like legislators in Massachusetts, and you have a mayor acting like a judge in San Francisco. They need to go back and read their job descriptions."

He predicted a surge of support for the proposed amendment banning gay marriage as non-California couples who wed in San Francisco return home and seek recognition of their unions.

There were no immediate reports of other elected officials emulating Newsom by authorizing same-sex marriages, but a handful of mayors made supportive comments.

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley said he would have "no problem" with Cook County issuing same-sex marriage licenses. Regarding gay couples, Daley said, "They love each other just as much as anyone else."

In Plattsburgh, N.Y., the openly gay mayor said he supports same-sex marriage even though many of his fellow Republicans differ.

"I am on the opposite side of this issue - I understand that - but, as a gay man, I have to fight for equality," Daniel Stewart told the Press-Republican of Plattsburgh.

Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson, an honorary board member of the pro-gay-marriage group Freedom to Marry, said he welcomed the developments in San Francisco and Massachusetts.

"The more people become familiar with the impacts of marital discrimination on so many people, the greater progress we're going to see," Anderson said.

In New York City, a spokesman for Mayor Michael Bloomberg said that, though a supporter of gay-rights, the mayor had no intention of following Newsom's path.

"The mayor does not believe in subverting the law to make a political point," spokesman Ed Skyler said.

Matt Coles, director of the American Civil Liberties Union (news - web sites)'s Lesbian and Gay Rights Project, said the Massachusetts case, rather than the San Francisco action, was more likely to survive legal challenges and lead to permanently recognized same-sex marriages.

"However, this fight ultimately is about what America thinks is fair, and in that sense Mayor Newsom has done a great service," Coles said. "Americans watched on television as hundreds and hundreds of people stood in the pouring rain all night to get married, and a fair number of them probably thought, 'Gee, we didn't have to go through that.'"

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February 20th, 2004

Manson Settles Sex Suit

Once again, the problem of Marilyn Manson rubbing his thong-clad genitalia against unwitting concert security guards has been settled.

The shock rocker reached a settlement with Detroit security guard Joshua Keasler, who sued Manson for sexual assault and emotional distress after Manson allegedly thrust his nether regions against Keasler's visage during a July 2001 performance.

Given that Manson was clad only in a skimpy thong and pantyhose at the time, Keasler's discomfit was understandable.

The two camps apparently agreed upon an appropriate settlement last month and the lawsuit was dismissed Jan. 28.

Terms of the settlement remain confidential.

Keasler's civil lawsuit wasn't the only repercussion of Manson's lewd behavior.

Prosecutors originally charged the rocker, whose real name is Brian Warner, with sexual conduct and assault and battery. A judge threw out the sex charge, and Manson pleaded no contest to the remainder of the criminal charges, ponying up $4,000 in fines.

The entire incident smacks of familiarity. In October 2000, Mason allegedly rubbed his genitalia in a similar fashion against a Minnesota security guard, who sued the rocker for more than $75,000.

A Minnesota jury ruled in Manson's favor last September, clearing the singer's actions in the name of his art.

The heavily tattooed, make-up wearing musician is known for his oft-bizarre and disturbing behavior onstage. Past performances have included breaking bottles against his chest and tearing up bibles.

Band members create their stage names by using the first name of a Hollywood icon combined with the last name of a serial killer.

Last summer, a Six Flags theme park in Darien Lake, New York barred the rocker from performing at Ozzfest--the rock festival organized by bat biter Ozzy Osbourne--claiming his act was inappropriate for the venue.

In October, riot police had to be called in to disperse a mob of stage-rushing fans at a Manson show in Kansas City.

At least his fans are loyal. The shock rocker's last album, The Golden Age of Grotesque topped the charts upon its release last May.

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February 20th, 2004

Brazilian's Tame Sex In Parade

By MICHAEL ASTOR, Associated Press Writer

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A Brazilian group agreed Thursday to tone down its sexually explicit displays for the city's famed Carnival parade after prosecutors threatened to ban the floats.

Grande Rio - whose carnival theme "Let's Wear the Little Shirt, My Love," slang for using a condom — will modify the explicit decorations on its floats, including a giant Adam and Eve copulating and sexual positions from the Kama Sutra, prosecutor Andrea Rodrigues Amim said.

"You can see that they have gone beyond erotic and already border on the pornographic," Amim said.

The group's president Helio de Oliveira said the changes would be minor.

"We determined that we are not going to hide anything totally but since they found some things offensive — and that's not how we see it — we are going to cover some things with leaves and vines and roots," Oliveira said.

The group's floats have been a target for controversy in this predominantly Roman Catholic country.

Acting on a complaint from the Association of Catholic Legal Scholars, juvenile court prosecutors on Wednesday visited the workshop where the group was finishing floats.

"If they don't make the appropriate changes we could enter with a court order to have the floats banned from the parade, but I don't think it will happen because the group's directors have been very accommodating," Amim said.

Joaosinho Trinta, who designed the floats and costumes, is no stranger to controversy.

In 1989, the Church sued to remove a replica of Rio's mountaintop Christ statue from a parade float designed by Trinta.

He wrapped the statue in black plastic and posted a sign: "Even though you are banned, watch over us." The float was met with massive applause when it entered the Sambadrome stadium.

"Look all the sculptures are reproductions of the Kama Sutra. I'm not to blame if ancient art from India is in bad taste," Trinta explained of this year's entry.

Asked if the samba group hadn't benefited from the controversy, he replied," I regret it. I don't feel we need this type of publicity."

Even so, he admitted the group anticipated controversy from the moment they chose the parade's theme.

The group has been praised by the country's Health Minister Humberto Costa for its efforts to deal frankly with the issue of safe sex.

And a top official of the United Nations (news - web sites)' anti-AIDS (news - web sites) program sent a representative to visit the group's workshop.

"Integrating HIV (news - web sites) prevention messages into popular events is an effective way to educate young people about AIDS and ultimately prevent new HIV infections," Dr. Luiz Loures said in a statement.

The reaction from the Catholic church has been relatively restrained, though Rio's archbishop, Rev. Eusebio Oscar Scheid, has said organizers should make sure the group doesn't go too far.

Rio's two-day carnival parade is the highlight of the pre-Lenten bash, which officially gets under way Friday and ends five days later on Ash Wednesday.

The city's 14 top samba groups, featuring hundreds of drummers and thousands of singers and dancers, present elaborate parades in a two-night show at the specially designed Sambadrome stadium in downtown Rio.

During Carnival, which celebrates the beginning of the Christian season of Lent, most of Brazil puts everything on hold to drink and dance the night away. But the celebration is also a major event for the federal government's anti-AIDS program, which plans to distribute 10 million free condoms during the festivities.

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February 20th, 2004

Erotic Photos of Asian Sex Slaves Burned

SEOUL (Reuters) - The South Korean publisher behind a plan to sell erotic photographs depicting Asian sex slaves who served Japanese soldiers during World War Two has publicly burned the images in a bid to quell a firestorm of protests.

The saga began with a plan by Netian Entertainment to sell on the Internet semi-nude photographs and a video of actress and former Miss Korea Lee Seung-yeon posing submissively in wartime brothel garb under the theme of "comfort women".

"Comfort women" is the Japanese euphemism for the estimated 200,000 mostly Korean women who were conscripted to serve in battle zone brothels across Asia run by Japan's government during the war.

Facing protests by surviving sex slaves, the 35-year-old Lee visited the residence of seven of the elderly women and tearfully apologised on her knees.

The women rejected Lee's apology, gave her a stern history lecture and told her they would accept her apology only when the photos were destroyed. One of the pictures showed Lee cowering before a male model dressed as a Japanese soldier.

Activists for the women vowed to start a campaign to end Lee's show business career.

Netian Entertainment head Park Ji-woo, who directed the project held a news conference on Thursday at which he showed photos shot in the Philippines in an effort to demonstrate what he said was the "sincerity" behind the project.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," said Park, crouched on his knees as he burned sheets of photographs. He had shaved his head on Monday in a traditional show of repentance.

Resentment over Japan's 1910-45 occupation of the Korea peninsula remains strong in South Korea (news - web sites) -- even though the two neighbours now trade extensively and cooperate diplomatically through their bilateral alliances with the United States.

South Korea last year relaxed 60-year-old restrictions on imports of Japanese films, music and cultural items. This month, Seoul hosted demonstration sumo matches in the first display of Japan's traditional wrestling since the colonial era.

A dwindling group of elderly South Korean and other Asian survivors from among the comfort women have been fighting an uphill legal battle for the past decade to win an official Japanese government apology. About a dozen women protest outside Japan's Seoul embassy each week.

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February 20th, 2004

Local Dad Shocked By Sex Charges Against Him

A man who police say provided condoms for his daughter to have sex appeared in court for a preliminary hearing Wednesday, Local 4 reported.

Mike Schrake told Local 4 he was only trying to protect his 15-year-old daughter when he contacted police after discovering the man his daughter was having sex with lied about his age.

"The father believed that the suspect was only 18 years old having sex with his 15-year-old daughter. He then found out that the suspect was actually 20 years old," said Lt. Dan Kolke of the Fraser Police Department.

The teen's father went to Fraser police to file a complaint against Ronald Gossage , but police were apparently just as concerned with the fact that he was letting his teenage daughter have sex at all.

"You feel like you're doing the right thing. They seem more interested in jailing me than the other guy," said Schrake.

Police say Schrake allowed Gossage to sleep in the same bed as his daughter and also provided them with condoms.

But Schrake denied those allegations. He said he let Gossage stay at his house in the fall of 2003, but never consented to him having sex with his daughter.

"I gave my daughter condoms back in the summer before she even knew this guy, when I found out she was no longer a virgin since age of 14," said Schrake.

Schrake pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor, but was reportedly still having difficulty dealing with the situation because he is not permitted to see his three children.

Police say as a part of the plea agreement, Schrake must register as a sex offender. He must also continue to go through the court system so he can move back in with his family, the station reported.

Gossage, who faces three counts of criminal sexual conduct in the third degree, is expected to appear in circuit court in March.

Local 4 learned that in the state of Michigan, sex is a crime if both consenting parties aren't at least 17 years old.

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February 20th, 2004

Sex In The City The Movie

'Sex and the City' May Get Big-Screen Treatment
By Steve Gorman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The four women who have spiced up Manhattan's singles scene for six seasons on "Sex and the City" may be headed to the big screen after their upcoming final romp on HBO, the network said on Wednesday.

Executive producer Michael Patrick King is writing a script for what would be a feature film version of "Sex and the City" that would essentially pick up where the series leaves off this coming Sunday, an HBO spokeswoman said.

The premium cable channel, owned by Time Warner Inc. , also is negotiating with the four series co-stars -- Sarah Jessica Parker (news), Kim Cattrall (news), Cynthia Nixon (news) and Kristin Davis (news) -- to reprise their roles for the movie.

King, whose previous TV writing credits include "Cybill" and "Murphy Brown," would make his feature debut as director of the film. No production date has been set, and no distributor is yet on board with the project, the spokeswoman said.

"Sex and the City," one of the signature shows that established HBO as a creative powerhouse and became the first cable series to win an Emmy Award for best comedy, stars Parker as fashion-conscious New York columnist, Carrie Bradshaw, who writes about Manhattan's dating scene.

Cattrall co-stars as the vixen-like public relations executive Samantha Jones; Nixon as corporate lawyer Miranda Hobbes, juggling her career with motherhood; and Davis as Charlotte York, who married her own divorce lawyer after a long search for Mr. Right.

The series was created by Darren Star, who also originated "Beverly Hills, 90210" and was an executive producer on "Melrose Place."

While many TV shows over the years have been either based on movies or made into feature films, it is rare for prime-time shows to make the transition to the big screen with most of their original cast members. Among the few that have done so are "Star Trek," both the original series and "Star Trek: The Next Generation," and "The X-Files."

"Sex and the City" winds up Sunday, Feb. 22, with a 45-minute finale, following an hourlong farewell special featuring interviews and highlights from the series.

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February 20th, 2004

Raping Gyno Gets 45 Year Prison Sentence

CLEVELAND - A gynecologist was sentenced Wednesday to 45 years in prison without the possibility of parole for raping a patient and fondling more than a dozen others during medical examinations.

Standing in court in handcuffs and tan jail overalls, Azzam Ahmed, 57, denied any wrongdoing.

"If anyone perceived that I touched them in a sexual manner, I swear to the soul of the creator of the universe, I never, ever intended to assault any of these patients," Ahmed said. "I love them all. I gave them the best quality any physician can ever give them, absolutely."

Judge Shirley Strickland Saffold also fined Ahmed $95,500. She called him a sexual predator.

Ahmed was convicted last week of attacking 15 women. Several testified that Ahmed used his fingers to attempt sexual stimulation, groped them and rubbed against them. He sometimes did not use stirrups or other instruments and routinely did not have an assistant present during patient exams.

Defense lawyer Henry Hilow said he plans to appeal.

Three victims spoke in court before the sentencing. "I walked into Dr. Ahmed's office for medical treatment and became a victim of a sexual crime. It tore my world apart," one said.

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February 19th, 2004

Aria Giovanni Is Absolutely Beautiful

Old Pueblo Distribution is beyond proud to announce the inking of an Exclusive Production and Distribution Deal with the Ultra Hot Model Aria Giovanni. (www.ariagiovanni.com) Ms. Giovanni has been gracing the pages and screens of the Adult Industry for only a couple of years now enticing every man and woman in the world with exotic sensual looks that only Ms. Giovanni can give. This young, sultry Italian Beauty will helm the production of this feature, crafting an outlet for her sexual fantasies to be played out with the most beautiful and sexy of all women. To bring this ultimate fantasy true, she has agreed to star as well as produce in this feature.

Considered the best import Italy has given the world since Ferrari, Aria Giovanni will blend her sensual ideas with the erotically enticing mood only brought to you by director Jim Bristol. This dream team of erotic entanglements will create a sensual scene of seduction and eroticism with the hottest of girl/girl scenes ever filmed.

After viewing any of Aria Giovanni's past performances you will know why this breath-taking beauty has rocketed to the top of the Adult Entertainment Business. She has become quite quickly, one of the most recognizable faces (and bodies) in the Adult Industry Worldwide.

Filming will begin next week, with a wide array of the hottest woman in the industry. The cast of this feature include such beauties as Aimee Sweet, Justine, Monica Mendez, Kelly Marie and the hottest new girl on the scene Jolena Jensen. On the behalf of Aria, all the woman are all natural beauties only adding to the sensual flavor of this erotic feature. Each of these girls brings an exotic look to this feature we couldn't have found anywhere else in the world.

Old Pueblo Distribution is scheduling an April release to this mega-blockbuster.

Contact Arnold at 520-319-5709 or email Arnold at arnold@madeinmexxxico.com  for all pre-orders and promotional material.

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February 19th, 2004

Digital Sin Releases Double Play From Mark Wood

Digital Sin Assembles All Star Line-Up for Game Winning 'Double Play'

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Every kid fantasizes about hitting a game winning home run in the bottom of the 9th inning while jubilant teammates celebrate on the field.

Digital Sin continues this fond memory by teaming up with veteran chick banger Mark Ashley to form a powerful 'one-two' combination as they attempt to turn the game winning 'Double Play' with a brand new series that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

'Double Play' #1 hits the stores this week and delivers some high octane sexual action directly from the mind of one of today's premiere male performers

Mark Ashley calls the game as he creates total sexual chaos in his directorial debut for Digital Sin with some of the wildest and nastiest guy on girl competition ever seen.

AVN 'Female Performer of the Year' Ashley Blue takes the field with an all-star line-up including infielders Sabrine Maui, Katsumi, Haley and Christie Lee, along with outfielders Serena South, Aria, Jasmine Lynn, Kraven and designated hitter Katrina.

Getting their turn at bat is super studs Mr. Pete, Manual Ferrara and player/coach Mark Ashley who grind the opposition in a lustful extra inning frenzy.

'Double Play' #1 in stores now in both DVD and VHS from Digital Sin .

www.digitalsindvd.com

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February 19th, 2004

Merissa Arroyo Is Back and Nasty

This came in from Nasty Modeling, in case you can't tell...

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February 19th, 2004

SSTM Has Guys With Horse Cocks 4 U

Yeah, that's right. Peter Romero wanted to pass the word along that he had STUD DUDES, in both senses of the original terminology, looking for sweet, tender girls so they could pry open their tiny flowers. That sounds awful. Forgive me.

At any rate...Captain Eleven Inch Wonderbread here did 10 scenes back in 2001 with his girlfriend, but now he’s, back, and ready to work with other girls. What a considerate fellow he is, to share his love javelin with the rest of the girls in the jizz biz.

To contact Captain Eleven, which will here on out be his wonderful new porno nomiker, see further details below. Some restrictions may apply and the offer may not be valid in all states or under all conditions. HCG is not responsible for any claims made by Roy Garcia, Peter Romero, or Mel Gibson, especially regarding praise and or accolades lauded by celebrity figures or the Pope. If burning or redness occurs, discontinue use of Captain Eleven and consult a physician immediately. Do not get Captain Eleven or Peter Romero in your eyes. Should contact with eyes occur flush eyes with water for twenty minutes and consult a poison control center. Do not mix amphetamines and Captain Eleven as heart failure or spontaneaous combustion may occur. Not available to residents of Guam, Puerto Rico, or Cuba. Don't drink and drive.

Roy Garcia
Owner/President
Sex Symbols Talent Management
www.sstm.net
rgarcia@socal.rr.com
Office: 818-360-4352
Mobile: 310-704-1172

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February 19th, 2004

Zero Tolerance Strip Tease Fun

MAKE YOUR LIVING ROOM THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

Zero Tolerance Changing Living Rooms Better than Trading Spaces

February 17, 2004-Chatsworth, Calif. - Zero Tolerance Entertainment is giving you the opportunity to transform your living room to the champagne VIP room of your favorite gentlemen's club. Zero Tolerance Entertainment brings you Strip Tease then fuck #3. Watch as six of the hottest women the world has to offer strip and then get down and dirty. Directed by Wendi Knight, Strip Tease Then Fuck #3 features Ariana Jollee, Alexis Malone, Lola, Shy Love, Shawnie and new comer Melaine Sugarcube.

"It is by far my favorite series to direct," said Director Wendi Knight. "I think there is something very sexual about a woman who can strip and then fuck her mans brains out. Plus it is every guy's fantasy to be at a strip club or bachelor party and have one of the girls who are stripping for you find you so attractive that she can't help herself and just fucks your brains out."

Strip Tease then Fuck #3 will be released simultaneously on February 18, 2004. The first two installments of the series are currently available and feature top name talent such Dani Woodward, Trinity and Alaura Eden.


 

 


 



 

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February 19th, 2004

Lee Stone Lives The Good Life

I've got to take a moment to say some nice things about super performer Lee Stone. Part of me is compelled to sing his mighty praises because he may very well be the most important and valuable male porn star of all time. The other part of me is compelled by his chilling warning issued only yesterday that kept me from sleeping. He warned me not to say bad things about him because it would make him mad. He claimed that I would not like him when he was angry.

Lee Stone can be kind of scary sometimes.

So the other day I shot a bunch of porn vignettes mostly making fun of porn and showcasing some very nice, young sluts who completely and wholeheartedly enjoy licking guy's asses, being spanked, having someone else spit in their open mouths, getting thier insides rearranged by monster cock, choking on said cock, and cumming their brains out on film. Strangely enough they all also like Air Supply and had once seen Marty Croft's Land Of The Lost, but that is a different issue.

There came a point in the shoot, I am sorry to report, wherein a male performer facing the challenge of stuffing his circumcised balony pony into the stunningly beautiful sight of a shaved and juicy teen love hole, had an instance of hesitation.

Oh yes it did indeed!

In porn, hesitation can mean the difference between a career or going back to delivering pizza's, FOR REAL. Hesitation can be the difference between driving a new Escalade you can't afford with ten thousand dollar rims while you live in a $400 a month apartment in Reseda and having to move back in with your parents after failing out of porn at 39 years of age. Hesitation can mean the difference between dusk and midnight, one hour and six, an instance or a virtual lifetime of shame while you pull your pud and spit on it and your face grows as red as a fire hydrant while the Viagra churns uselessly in your blood stream.

It is a no good, right?

So my male performer hesitated, and things were stalled but I had faith he would pull through. I could see it in his eyes, swimming in his head, pleading with me not to kill the scene, as he thought of everything in his life that ever turned him on from Minnie Mouse to Bea Arthur on acid rolling in a kiddie pool full of pudding with a donkey and Rob Zombie.

My stellar PM decided to take the initiative while I loyally waited for this scene to come back on line to call none other than Lee Stone. He asked if Lee could be available to fill in with his massive man root should things get worse from this point. Lee Stone informed the PM that he was headed home after shooting a day of wild porn and that he was not available to save our day like Superman.

We all thanked Lee for being honest and for taking our call and wished him a goodnight. Our male performer got instantly hard, probably from thinking of Bea, and made our sultry starlet quiver with delight until she told us she felt like a Crispy Cream jelly filled donught. The night ended and we went home to dream of a New World Order based on man's needs that wasn't intrinsicly evil or antihumanist and to fuck our girlfriends. Our at least I did. The day was saved...and best of all...over!

But here is the thing, yesterday I spoke with Lee and he told me that he had ended up doing three scenes the day before for a very respectable company, by porn standards. And I got to thinking, Lee Stone made more to have fun sex with three women that some of us can only dream about fucking yesterday than some of will make all month long. Does this guy have the fucking life or what?

No doubt he deserves all the accolades that we can afford him, true. All I am saying is that it HAS TO BE good to be Lee Stone. No one can bear to hear otherwise. While some of us slave on computers and some of us are, as Tyler Durden would say, "slaves with white collars," and some of us toil until our dying day working at backbreaking jobs that leave us unfulfilled in every sense then return home to awful partners who refuse our basic rights to sex and pleasure, Lee gets paid to fuck!

You know what I think? I think we need to know that Lee Stone is out there, doing it for the common man, for every man. I tell you it brings a smile to my face to know that every time some ill occurs in society or some man falls behind and feels the harsh burden of society or some stripper stops talking to me because I smell like beer and ran out of money to tip her, Lee Stone is out there somewhere, probably still on set, slamming some AMAZING looking girl with his horse cock, and she is loving it. It feels good to know that Lee is taking care of business for all of us little guys, scoring one, or one zillion, for the home team, being my hero. It's a comfort late at night and it helps me sleep to know that Lee Stone will probably make more money than the entire population of Hungary in February by power fucking some beautiful and horny strumpets until they scream out his name, " LEE, LEE, LEE STONE IS MY DADDY!!!"

What the hell am I talking about?

I'm still not telling you who I shot for until March when they do their press release. All I can say is it better beat mine.

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February 19th, 2004

Video Team, Game Link, Gave AVN Date With Ayana Away

San Francisco, CA - Game Link and Video Team gave DEWAYNE and JO ELLEN HEINTZ the night of their lives when they scored an all-expense paid trip to the 2004 AVN Awards in Las Vegas. The couple logged onto www.gamelink.com last year and participated in the Game Link / Video Team contest, held exclusively on Game Link's website. The randomly selected winners were wined and dined last month in the city of Sin with the folks from Video Team and Game Link.

"It was great," said Dewayne Heintz. "What can I say? The AVN banquet was a once in a lifetime event." Steered by a Video Team escort, the Heintz's tripped the light fantastic, strolled into the star-studded event with AYANA ANGEL, and scored stage side seats to the Western world's premier porn event. "We had to keep stopping for pictures," the still stunned Heintz said. "Hell some of the people were taking pictures of Jo Ellen. Thank you again!"

Video Team honcho Christian Mann, one of the lucky couple's escorts, doubled up on his wining and dining of the Heintz's by walking away with awards for Best All Girl Series and Best Asian Series, "which was great."

"The winning couple was very nice as well," said an amused Mann. "Which makes it all the more cool to give something cool back to the people that make it all happen for us."

Founded in San Francisco in 1993, www.gamelink.com was the original adult e-commerce site on the web and enjoys uninterrupted annual revenue growth. With 60,000 plus video and DVD titles, more than 5,000 sex toys and performance aids, and a growing library of 15,000 video-on-demand and DIVX titles from the best studios and brands in the industry, Game Link is the most technically advanced adult-content and broadcast entertainment site.

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February 19th, 2004

Krystal Steele Exposed 4 New Machines

I've got to tell you, I know little to nothing about this movie. To be totally honest, I just received this in my inbox yesterday, no PR release, no signature, no friendly contact me notices, not even a please and a thank you. But I am not bitter. Not one whit. Do you want to know why?

Because this is Krystal Steele we are talking about here. And this is a new release of her. And that changes everything. You see, when you have movies with girls like Krystal Steele in them, you don't need a lot of fancy copy mucking up the potential future customer and confusing his big head, therefore distracting his little head, the one that has enough sense to buy this product. You don't need a lot of silly text to stimulate and decieve and flatter the customer. You don't need to pander.

No, my little Chilly Willy, no.

All you need is the damn box cover. Step back jack! This is the wave of the future. Now that all of that has been cleared up properly, and I might add without a dozen of those nifty "fifty cent" words so many of you despise like fucking Kryptonite, we can get down to business, but just for fun, and because I can, let's create a "make-believe" Press Release for this product anyway, that has nothing to do with reality, since I have not seen the movie and know nothing about it. PR big wigs take note. You just might learn something.



Since the beginning of time mankind has yearned for something more fulfilling. Caveman yearned for fire to cook his meat and warm caves to sleep in. Hunters yearned for the stability and comfort that agragrian precapitalist societies based on Colonial slave labor and harshly divergent class distinctions could afford them. Multi-National Corporations yearn for cheap labor at the expense of subhuman conditions in foriegn, totalitarian regimes with no concept of human rights so that they might humbly fill their air-conditioned bank vaults from floor to ceiling with tiny pieces of paper that lost their meaning when Nixon took the U.S. off the gold standard. Yes, man it can be argued that man is constantly yearning to scratch some invisible, unnameable itch deep within his innermost psyche, but for all the Kings scholars and all the Kings men, not a soul in the world can figure out what that itch could be...until now.

Men, listen closely. The Wait Is Over!

New Machine Productions has released the latest Krstal Steele video, EXPOSED. EXPOSED is absolutely guarenteed to satisfy the innermost urges of even the most depraved of men. Krystal Steele delivers a performance so powerful, so sexual, it will leave you spermless! Her ass is so lovely, so pert and bubbly, that you will drool on yourself without noticing it as she wiggles it. Her tight, young beaver will leave world leaders and corperate lawyers alike blubbering appreciative praise as they mindlessly stroke themselves, unable to oppress the beleagured working classes one minute longer.

The sight of Krystal Steele performing fellatio might just bring about a spontanious outburst of World Peace and International Unity! This video is that FUCKING good!

But don't take my word for it. Let's see what some famous people have to say about this unseen video...

KIM JONG-IL : LEADER OF NORTH KOREA

" When my father died, I lost my innocence about the world. Once a renowned Playboy with depraved tastes, I now had to put on the Big Boy pants and run North Korea. It was frustrating. Everyone always misquoting me and George Bush making me out to be the Axis of Evil for trying to imitate him...it can take a toll, you know? Thanks to this video by New Machine Productions, I can finally go back to my leisurely bathhouse orgies. Hey George, want to come over? Bring Laura."

SADDAM HUSSEIN : FORMER LEADER OF IRAQ

" Now that I don't have executions to watch over, a country to oppress, two sons to watch grow into absolute monsters, weapons of mass destruction to acquire and then destroy or hide, and tea with Vlad Putin, I find that my life has less meaning. All I can look forward to is roasting in the flames of public scorn when I am put on trial and being convicted of crimes by the people I committed them against, then swiftly being put to death unlike those Kurds I massacred. Every day these guys ask me about my WMD and I shake my head and make up dumb quotes to rival your Charlie Manson. Now I see this video by New Machines and I feel like I have a reason to live. I want to start life over and do good things now. I'm even thinking of joining Amnesty International. Do you think they will take me?"

PAT ROBERTSON : RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN WHACKO

" This was a very spiritually uplifting video filled with salascious materials that I can testify of their goodness. When I spoke about returning America to it's Jeffersonian ideals, namely those put forth in the Declaration of Independence where he spoke of the self-evident truths of all men's equality and certain inalienable rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, this is EXACTLY what I had in mind. God Bless New Machine Productions and God Bless Porn! Now pass the loot!"

Do I need to go on here? Now I am bored with this whole thing...back to porn.

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February 18th, 2004

Steven Bannan Suffers Stroke

This was lifted from AI News. It is not a joke.

(LANCASTER, CA) -- At approximately 10 PM last night Steve Banan had what appears to be another heart attack and a number of Transit Ischemic Attacks. Experiencing discomfort for over 24 hours Banan was finally convinced to go to Lancaster Community Hospital in Lancaster, CA.

Currently resting at home Banan verifies having multiple mini heart attacks and a number of Transit Ischemic strokes from plaque breaking off the interior of arteries.

A stroke is a brain attack. It occurs when an artery in the brain is blocked or ruptured and blood carrying oxygen to the brain cells is cut off. A brain attack affects all activity from walking to speaking and breathing. Strokes, like heart attacks, require immediate emergency care.

After a brief rest at home Banan plans to relax on a cruise along the west coast for a week with his wife and another couple.

Steve at this time is involved in numerous projects including a production of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" starring Ron Jeremy, Nicole Moore, Lani Lei and Vicki Vogue, as well as "The Bobby Hollander Story" and "Porn Star Camera" - a Candid Camera-like production.

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February 18th, 2004

Bisexual Britney Buys Adult Hotel

When I left adult movies, I knew I was seeking a particular business venture to invest in and be part of. Business opportunities have come and gone and aside from a couple sandwich franchises (to remain nameless), I simply never found what I was looking for. I knew I wanted to participate, as an owner, in some sort of adult themed recreational facility such as Hedonism III or the Mon Chalet, here in Denver. Of course, hotels such as Hedonism III are entirely too expensive and the Mon Chalet here in Denver was simply not for sale.

Then, several months ago, I attended what I consider to be the very best Adult (swinger's) club, not only in California, but likely, the entire United States. That club was LACouples (LACouples.com). Not only was LACouples amazing in it's amenities, the people who owned and ran it were the most down to Earth, true, honest people I had ever met. They accepetd me as damm near part of the family after only one meeting. Being around these people always put me at ease and it was refreshing spending time with people as open about sex and alternative relationships as I was. Lynn, John and Cyndi are likely the finest people I have ever met in the so called "lifestyle".

John and I spoke at great length about going into business with one another. When an opportunity arose to buy a hotel, as a joint venture, I jumped on it. Of course, as my luck would be, this hotel was the dream property I had always dreamed about.

I am proud to say that AquaFinity (http://www.aquafinity.com) is now open for business and well on it's way to being the premier, local California, alternative to Hedonism. "Hedonism without the airfare", I heard it quoted. AquaFinity is only about an hour outside Los Angeles near Palm Springs.

I am not going to take a great deal or space here talking about the hotel as the website http://www.aquafinity.com really describes the amenities, rates, room types ect, very well. What I do need to point out is that AquaFinity is a clothing optional, lifestyle friendly resort for couple and ladies, only. Of course, the naturally heated mineral water is the coup de grace. The mineral make up and tempaeratures of the natural mineral water are covered on the website. It is safe to say that the water is the true draw of AquaFinity. (Of course, the naked women helps some too.)

Of course, I want to make sure my first love, adult movies and the directing and production of said movies does not go unnoticed. AquaFinity is a world class shooting location that offers the ability to shoot great, outdoor, poolside scenes without fear of being seen, discovered or harassed. The one hour trip to AquaFinity is worth the trip and pays for itself, especially if your looking for a set for a full day or more.

If you are looking for a new lifestyle haunt, come see us at AquaFinity. We believe we have really solved the equation of secluded but accessible. Lifestyle but not clique and sexy but not raunchy.

BisexualBritni
http://www.aquafinity.com

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February 17th, 2004


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February 17th, 2004

Gauge On Set

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Photos courtesy of Pornblography (we love you Carly) 

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February 17th, 2004